so yeah new story hope you injoy it
the final battle after seven long hard years finally i get my revenge
hello black mage says an eerie voice the kind that makes you want to pee yourself till you can't pee yourself no more (yeah you get the point he's' creepy)
'yeah im here here to kill you'
you really think that's possible i mean your only at what level 40 pathetic
hey it took me like one year to graduate another year to find were you are and 6 frigging to find out were you were i mean common cut me some slack
like i care
you know your lucky i didn't kill you yet
you couldn't kill me if you tried
DIE YOU BASTERD
wait what are you doing no put me down no PUT ME DOWN NOOO
SHHHHHHIIIIIIT
see you in hell black mage
so this is how it ends as i think to myself
wait wait wait wait ok before things get more confusing this is not the end of the story got that not saying the mage won't die but its not the end anyway have you ever had a time were you thought 'how the hell
did i get here' yeah my whole life has been one of those WHAT THE FUCK moments you think you know the whole story ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU LEARNED THE TRUTH
so before i die im gonna tell you my great big stupid adventure
let me start off on the day i started school
'hey do you even no were we are going'
of course i do
ok then were
ummm to the forest
why
to do our first quest to get the armor of fire to give to the knight that's coming to our school
wouldn't the knight have better armor then flame mail
yeah
you just want this for yourself don't you
yeah
ya know Riley sometimes i wish we weren't friends
sometimes i wish you we're pie
whatever anyway when this is over i can get my cash and then get a new knife
so were is this armor
well its in THE HUNTID HOUSE OF NO RETUREN
if is a house of no return then how does anyone know what's inside
...WELL WERE ELSE ARE YOU GONNA PUT IT
kay that it easy
one hour later
we'rehere
took long enough my back hurts my lags are sore pretty sure my robe is all sweaty
i get the point
wait what if theres ghost
ill attack them
riley don't be a dumb ass there fucking level 26 and were level 5 they'll destroy us
...riley...riley were are you... im serious
now with keir out of the way i can finally get my mission started hmmm wonder what will happen when i pull this lever
CREEEEEEEECK
hmm nothing oh well better get going
OH GOD IM ON FIRE keir screems in agony
hi
helloo why are you here
to get your armor now if you hand it over i might not have to kill you for a second time
oh ok your not very smart are you
i like pie
so you don't know about sex
i like pie
just what i wanted to hear
''as i was walking down the hall after jumping in the pool i heard a frightened and confused screem''
OH GOD NO NO NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
hey riley why the fu OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
yeah just wait ill look in the stagey guild
HOLY SHIT IT FUCKING HURTS
the broomstick talks backwards cool
NO NOT IN THE MOUTH NO MAAHHHHHHHH
four white mages that would never work
AHHH ahhh ahhh
god do i have to do every thing my self
k-k-kill me
tempting but if i don't go back to school with you i won't get my reward
ok time to kick some undead ass
THUN
DAR
GA
DUDE YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US
i took out the ghost didn't i
you all so took out the entire forest
yeah well you can't make an omelet without ya know destroying a forest
whatever lets just get back to school and claim our prize
thats cool with me
as long as we get some of it
riley did you say something
i don't know i don't know a lot of things
it was us
who the hell are you
were the forest elves that used to live in the forest
oh kay time to do what i do best
that is
RUN LIKE A PUSSIE
