so yeah new story hope you injoy it

the final battle after seven long hard years finally i get my revenge

hello black mage says an eerie voice the kind that makes you want to pee yourself till you can't pee yourself no more (yeah you get the point he's' creepy)

'yeah im here here to kill you'

you really think that's possible i mean your only at what level 40 pathetic

hey it took me like one year to graduate another year to find were you are and 6 frigging to find out were you were i mean common cut me some slack

like i care

you know your lucky i didn't kill you yet

you couldn't kill me if you tried

DIE YOU BASTERD

wait what are you doing no put me down no PUT ME DOWN NOOO

SHHHHHHIIIIIIT

see you in hell black mage

so this is how it ends as i think to myself

wait wait wait wait ok before things get more confusing this is not the end of the story got that not saying the mage won't die but its not the end anyway have you ever had a time were you thought 'how the hell

did i get here' yeah my whole life has been one of those WHAT THE FUCK moments you think you know the whole story ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU LEARNED THE TRUTH

so before i die im gonna tell you my great big stupid adventure

let me start off on the day i started school

'hey do you even no were we are going'

of course i do

ok then were

ummm to the forest

why

to do our first quest to get the armor of fire to give to the knight that's coming to our school

wouldn't the knight have better armor then flame mail

yeah

you just want this for yourself don't you

yeah

ya know Riley sometimes i wish we weren't friends

sometimes i wish you we're pie

whatever anyway when this is over i can get my cash and then get a new knife

so were is this armor

well its in THE HUNTID HOUSE OF NO RETUREN

if is a house of no return then how does anyone know what's inside

...WELL WERE ELSE ARE YOU GONNA PUT IT

kay that it easy

one hour later

we'rehere

took long enough my back hurts my lags are sore pretty sure my robe is all sweaty

i get the point

wait what if theres ghost

ill attack them

riley don't be a dumb ass there fucking level 26 and were level 5 they'll destroy us

...riley...riley were are you... im serious

now with keir out of the way i can finally get my mission started hmmm wonder what will happen when i pull this lever

CREEEEEEEECK

hmm nothing oh well better get going

OH GOD IM ON FIRE keir screems in agony

hi

helloo why are you here

to get your armor now if you hand it over i might not have to kill you for a second time

oh ok your not very smart are you

i like pie

so you don't know about sex

i like pie

just what i wanted to hear

''as i was walking down the hall after jumping in the pool i heard a frightened and confused screem''

OH GOD NO NO NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

hey riley why the fu OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

yeah just wait ill look in the stagey guild

HOLY SHIT IT FUCKING HURTS

the broomstick talks backwards cool

NO NOT IN THE MOUTH NO MAAHHHHHHHH

four white mages that would never work

AHHH ahhh ahhh

god do i have to do every thing my self

k-k-kill me

tempting but if i don't go back to school with you i won't get my reward

ok time to kick some undead ass

THUN

DAR

GA

DUDE YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US

i took out the ghost didn't i

you all so took out the entire forest

yeah well you can't make an omelet without ya know destroying a forest

whatever lets just get back to school and claim our prize

thats cool with me

as long as we get some of it

riley did you say something

i don't know i don't know a lot of things

it was us

who the hell are you

were the forest elves that used to live in the forest

oh kay time to do what i do best

that is

RUN LIKE A PUSSIE