Disclaimer: The world would explode if I owned Naruto, so since the world is still here I don't own Naruto.

These poems are for the wonderful, awesome, beautiful, and super funny Jules Tee! She is the inspiration for these poems (as well as the akatsuki), so enjoy Jules Tee! Oh yeah, and happy valentines to all you fine people who take the time to read these.

Zetsu: Roses are red, Kisame is blue

Screw this poem, I want to eat you!

Kisame: Roses are red, Zetsu's a tool

Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.

Itachi: Roses are red, I killed my whole clan

I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.

Sasori: Roses are red, Barbie is plastic

So am I, and I think it's fantastic!

Deidera: Roses are red, my art explodes

I'm into boys, do you think it shows?

Kakuzu: Roses are red, money is green

I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.

Hidan: Roses are red, I like religion

I pray more often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!

Konan: Roses are red, I'm into origami

I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!

Pein: Roses are red, I like my piercings

Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!

Tobi: Roses are red, Deidera's arm went missing

When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice kissing ...

Deidera: O.o ...ew.

Well thanks for reading these super, super cheesy poems... Review and let me know how cheesy you thought they really were.