"How dare those insufferable brats," muttered one angry Umehito Nekozawa as he stormed away from the Host Club's room. "So what if I watch My Little Pony? Lots of people do! What's that Beelzuneff?" The robed teen paused to listen to his cat puppet. "Yes, Yes, I agree. I think those wretched twins need to be taught a lesson they'll never forget."

-In Music Room 3-

Haruhi was furious at the red-headed twins. "What the hell you two? Why would you torment Nekozawa-sempai like that?"

Her response was a pair of shrugs. "Why wouldn't we?" said Hikaru rather matter-of-factly.

"It's his own fault for wearing that shirt under his robes," added Kaoru as he played his video game.

"That's not my point, you two! Ughh! You two are so obnoxious!" grabbing her bag, the cross dressing girl stormed out, slamming the club room door shut.

"Now look what you've done, fretted Tamaki. "Not only did you anger my beloved daughter, but you've angered Nekozawa-sempai!" shrieked the idiot president. "Just imagine the horrors you've brought upon our heads!"

"Calm down boss!" said the gaming twin. "Everybody knows there's no such thing as magic."

"Yeah," added Hikaru. "Besides, why was Haruhi so upset? She's never been this mad when we messed with Count Freakula, so why is now any different?"

"Didn't you know?" The three looked over at Kyoya. "She really never told you?"

"I thought Haru-Chan told you. I guess not," said the adorable lolita senior.

"Told us what Honey-sempai?"

"Honey-sempai, Kyoya, if you knows something about my darling daughter, you need to tell me right now!" screamed the tall blonde.

"You really couldn't tell? Haruhi watches that 'stupid, babyish, and moronic show' you taunted Nekozawa about," said the cool type.

"Yeah," added the small senior as he ate his cake. "Takashi and I watch it all the time, and sometimes with Haru-Chan. Does that mean Takashi and I are babies?"

"No, of course not Honey-sempai!" apologized the twins. They had no desire to anger the strongest third year student at Ouran Academy.

"Oh, my sweet daughter. She must be so distraught right now because of you two! How dare you hurt Haruhi's feelings you shady twins!"

-Meanwhile, in the Black Magic Club room-

As he added materials to his brewing cauldron, Nekozawa let out a sinister chuckle. "Now, for the final ingredient," he muttered to himself. Looking to his hand, he nodded as Beelzuneff moved around, as if in conversation. "Yes, I know, the most important ingredient," reaching into his robe's pocket, the wizard pulled out several bundles hair. "Hair from the victims of my spell. These were worth the money that Host club guest charged me for these."

Dropping the bundles into his brew, he began laughing to himself. "Let's see how those demons like being stuck in something they seem to hate so much!" As more laughter ensued, the cauldron's contents glowed a light pink before flashing with a pink cloud.

-back to the Hosts-

"What if she never wants to see us again? What if she loses her love for her daddy? Oh the horror!"

"Boss, calm down!"

"Yeah, we'll apologize when we see- whoa. Why do I *yawn* feel so... tired?" No sooner had Kaoru said that had he collapsed, others following suit. For Haruhi, she had been reading in her bed, but the others weren't so lucky. With the hosts out cold, all seven began to glow a light pink. As the glow intensified, the seven hosts vanished in a quick flash and a soft pop.