A/N: This is completely random...I literally sat down and typed this while watching Paranormal Activity. I thought about putting this up with the crossovers, but then I feared getting shot by angry AVALANCHE members...If you want to watch the movie with this, then it makes more sense, but I think it's funny enough as it is. It is short though...anywho please enjoy, don't shoot me, and review! Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII or Paranormal Activity.
"Hey guys! Guess what tonight is!" Yuffie yelled unnecessarily loudly at all of AVALANCHE. They all glared at her in a suspiciously choreographed manner. "It's movie night!" she again yelled. Tifa walked over to her ninja friend.
"What are we going to watch?" she asked politely.
"Paranormal Activity!" Yuffie shouted as she whipped the DVD out of her pocket. Cloud face-palmed. "Oh come on, it'll be fun!" she said as she jumped over to the TV of the 7th Heaven and placed the movie in the DVD player. Everyone else reluctantly sat down. Yuffie pressed play, and quickly sat between Cloud and Vincent.
"It's just a man with a camera…" Vincent murmured quietly.
"He's waving that knife around like a…" Cloud began.
"Dumbass." Cid finished the sentence.
"Did he just say that he wanted to sleep with the camera…." Tifa looked slightly horrified.
"I think so, yo," Reno said. Everyone except Yuffie turned and glared at him.
"When the hell'd you get here?" Barrett asked, raising his gun-arm.
"About two minutes ago." Everyone else just shrugged and went back to watching the "movie".
"Dude that TV is so HUGE!" Yuffie said excitedly.
"Ours' is bigger, Yuffie," Cloud said sternly. The ninja just stuck her tongue out at him.
"Is she knitting?" Tifa shouted. "Who actually knits?" Both Vincent and Reno raised their hands, but immediately put them down. "Whoa…"
"It must be a Turk thing," Cloud said.
"Okay, if don't know what you're ice-maker sounds like, then you are DUMB," Reno stated.
"These people have no lives," said Vincent.
"Cloud," Tifa said as she grabbed his arm. "They have the same bedding as us…." Cloud face-palmed, again.
"That was a really heavy pillow….and who the hell takes off their bedding when they go to bed?" Reno said, throwing his arms up in the air.
"Night number one," Nanaki narrated in an odd voice.
"Oh my gawd, they are so spooning each other!" Yuffie said as she pointed at the screen.
"This is boring," Vincent observed.
"CoinNet," Nanaki said in the same odd voice as before.
"Dude they have a pool!" Yuffie shouted.
"I hope he drowns." Cloud said with a smirk.
"Hey, he just flipped us off!" Cid yelled as he lit a cigarette.
"That music reminds me of my mother," Sephiroth stated quietly. Cloud did a rare double take.
"Holy shit!" He screamed.
"It's okay, I'll leave when this is over." Cloud just slid back into a sitting position and hit his head repetitively on his legs.
"What an over-used doorbell ring." Barrett observed.
"Where's San Diego?" asked Yuffie.
"It's in the Promised Land," answered Sephiroth.
"Oh I'd bet you'd definitely like to get to know her," Tifa said darkly.
"You know Tifa, that chick looks a lot like you," Reno said with a smirk. Tifa threw a pillow at him.
"Okay, nobody's allowed to make anymore comments, okay? No. More," she said as she turned up the volume.
"Hold on, they just had sex!" Yuffie shouted.
"Yuffie, shut up," Tifa growled.
"Yeah, I'm just going to leave now," Sephiroth announced as he left the bar. No one else noticed except Cloud. The rest of the group just grumbled to themselves for the rest of the show.
"Wow that was dumb," Cloud said as he turned the TV off.
A/N: I thought about adding in another chapter to knd of follow this up...review if you want to see our lovely characters haunted for a bit!
