AN: Ehh, sorry for not posting Coincidence. My beta went on vacation, but the chapter will come out eventually. And here is a short, small, not to be taken seriously, one-shot. Hope you guys like it! :)
10 good reasons Alex should not write about his life:
1. Wolf would not let him live it down. Not concerning the things he wrote about, but the fact that he wrote a book at all...a biography none-the-less.
2. He wouldn't get away with it, MI6 would hunt him down. He signed the OSA after all. Unless he changed his name and fled the country...
3. Snake...would be a mother hen and demand he get the right treatment for his wounds. After Alex denies any pain, Snake would offer to treat them himself. Thus forcing Alex to get the 'proper treatment'.
4. People. In general they are annoying, but once word gets out of what he has done, he will have no peace. Paparazzi will be suffocating him and his semi 'normal' life.
5. Reporter Harry Bulman, would demand 50% of the profit, claiming he gave Alex the idea.
6. Alex would not get paid for said books. All money would go into his 'account' at The Royal and General Bank. And stay there until he was of age.
7. Alex wouldn't write a book because it simply would be too hard for him. All the living threats would come after him in a heartbeat.
8. He wouldn't write a book about himself. No if he were to start one, he wouldn't stop. And that means every last mission on paper. 9 books in total to be exact...
9. He is a spy after all, who has little to no time for writing. So what better way to get his story out than hiring someone to write it for you?
10. Alex doesn't have to write a book at all. Anthony Horowitz has token the liberty of writing Alex's life for him.
AN: Thanks for reading. Review? :)
