AHAHAHAHAH I am back with an all...um...story to tell! I would like to thank Charles Dickens for making the original A Christmas Carol. Also I do not own anything so please, injoy.
A Deathnote Christmas Carol!
created by: Death Prince
On the night of Christmas eve, Light was busy in his room
killing off criminals one bye one. Since he caught the flu a week
ago no one has officially checked on him except his dear kind
hearted sister Sayu. "Light!" she cried opening his door. "It's
Christmas eve and you haven't left your room since you caught
that damn flu!" "Sayu, go the hell away! I'm freaking busy woman
do you not see that dammit?! I'm tired of you coming in here
checking on me!!!!" said Light snapping at her. "I'm.....sorry....Light..
I was just trying to be nice!" Then she ran off crying. "I
don't freaking care! God, I hate Christmas! Every freaking year
the family comes and haves there holiday cheer! I HATE IT!!!
It's so freaking annoying!!!!" Then Light continued his work
of trying to become god. But then, he fell asleep.
"LLLLLLIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTT~" said someone with a
ghostly voice. "Ehm...." said Light still not awake. "LLLLLIIIIGGGHHHTTTTTT~"
the voice said again. He opened his eyes to a blond girl wearing a black and white santa hat.
"The hell?" he said. This girl was see threw. "I must be drunk
because you're see threw and this makes no sense." "Nope!
Light Yagami, I am the ghost of Christmas Past!" she said.
"Yeah.....what ever....I'm going back to sleep." "NO!" "....Who
are you again?" "I am Misa! The Ghost of Christmas Past!"
"Yeah okay Ghost Misa. If you haven't noticed I'm sleeping
because I've been sick." "OMG! You've been sick?! How are
you feeling?!" "I think I got a fever..." "OH NO! Really?!!"
"Yeah you wanna know why." "Why???" "Because I'm seeing
ghost." "GHOST?! WHERE?!" she said looking around. Then
Light pointed at her. "Ohhhh duh that's right I'm the ghost, hey!
I'm real!" "Sure you are. You're as real as a flying pig." "Flying
pigs are real." she said. Then a bright pink pig with giant
white wings went past Lights face. "SEEEEE TOLD YOU SOO!"
she said. ".........O_O........." "Now, you have to come with me!"
She grabbed his arm and he turned invisible too.
"Where are we going?" he asked. "Too your Past!! Like
I said I'm the-" "Yeah Yeah. Ghost of Christmas past." Then
they went back in time. The day was bright and Light was
a little child walking home from school with Shiori. "Shiori,
I wanna rule the world when I grow up!" Little Light said. "Oh
no not again Light. How many times do I have to tell you?
You are not Sailor Moon!" "MOON PRISM POWER!!!!"
Little Light cried as he ran ahead. "What the fuck?!" Misa
asked. Light shook his head no. "No wonder you're
a crazy person!!! You imitated Sailor Moon!" "Light wait
up!" Shiori cried as she ran after Light. "Shiori! You can
be Rurouni Kenshin!!!" "The Hell?! Do you think I'm a guy
with a cross scared cheek?!" "BATTOSAI THE MAN
SLAYER!!!" "How the hell did we go from a girl who's
a moon princess then to a man slayer?!" Misa looked
at Light. "You're where one crazy kid." she said. "I know.
I use to act like the Prince of Tennis during PE and then
that smart ass bitch from Pani Poni Dash." "You mean the
smart teacher?" "Yeah her." After a long staring at
Little Light, they finally went back to....his room?
"Um Misa. I don't want to sound like I know everything but...
ALASKA IS NOT MY ROOM!!!!!" Light said shivering. "Oops!
I guess I took you to the wrong place..sorry."she said. "Sorry
doesn't help my flu that I had!!!" Then she finally took him
back to HIS own room. "Now Light Yagami, MARRY ME!"
she randomly said. "HELL NO!!!" Light quickly answered.
"Sigh, why not?" "You're a ghost." "Is that the only reason
why?! Hmph I blame that damn soul reaper Ichigo! Anyway
have you learned your lesson?!" "Lesson? Of what never
imitate a girl character? Of course I did." "Not that! You
being nice and spending time with your poor kind hearted
sister!" "Listen Misa, I'm trying to make a new world! A
world with out crime!" "SO WHAT! That doesn't mean to
make your sister cry!" Then she disappeared.
"What ever. What does she know?!" Thought Light as
he laid on his bed. Then he heard someone say,"CCCC
AAAANNNNDDDDYYYYYY~" Except this voice was
not a girls voice, but a mans'! Then Light saw at the edge
of his bed, another ghost! A man with dark eyes, a white
shirt, and jeans. But no shoes. "Who are you?" asked Light.
"I am....who am I again?" he asked. Then he took out a
piece of paper from his pockets. "Ahhh that's right. I am
the Ghost of Christmas Candy!" "What......?" "C.A.N.D.Y!"
"Candy....the ghost of Candy? Okay here, I'm sorry for
throwing away that peppermint candy cane. Now please
go away." "NO! I am not here for you! I will show you...
THE PRESENT!" "I get a present?" "Not that present!
I mean right now!" Then he touched Light and he turned
invisible. "Watch as I show you...whats going on down
stairs!" They floated there invisible self's all the way down
staris. A huge decorated tree with just a bit of present
under it. Yet there was Sayu crying on the couch.
"See what you did?! Made a poor girl cry! She soo
cute though, but it seems your more cuter than her."
he said. "What the hell?! Are you gay....um.....your name
please?" Light asked. "L....." L said. "Alright. Are you
gay L?!" "......To think of such things is so wrong Light
Yagami. But me wearing a white wedding dress might be
a little creepy don't you think?" "Yeah I think you should
wear a tuxedo instead....." Light said with out thinking.
"WAIT WHAT?!" Then Misa came out of no where. "
Candy-man you will not get my Light!!!" she cried jumping
on L. Then they started fighting. "Is this really happening...??
Ghost are fighting over me!!!!" he thought. "What ever,
I'm heading back to my room." he said floating back to his
room. "Wait don't!" they both cried as they followed Light
back to his room. Then a huge cry of thunder came. Shaking
everything. "Uh-oh...." L said. "It's time for us to go! Bye
Light, hope to see you again!" Misa said. The two ghost
of christmas disapperared. Lighting struck in Lights room,
as well as thunder. Then the wind blew.
"Why is there a storm in my room?!" he cried. Then
a man with black wings, wearing a huge black robe appeared.
"What the hell!?" Light asked as he tried not to get blown away
from the wind. "You" said the creepy man as he pointed at
Light. "ME?!" Then a black whole appeared behind the
man. The creepy man entered with Light following.
They appeared at a foggy grave yard. "Why...why are we
here?!" asked Light. The creepy man ignored Light and
kept walking. As they walked Light looked at the graves
one by one. "Did sayu...mom....dad....either of them die??"
he thought. Then the creepy man stopped at one of the
graves. "Who's gave is this?" he asked. Then he looked
at it. It said,"Here Lies Light Yagami. Our dear friend and
son." "NOO! This is my gave!!" Light yelled dropping down
on his knees. "This can't be mind!! I'm not dead!!" Then
he looked up at the creepy man. "This....this will happen to me?!"
The creepy man nodded. "NOOO! I'll change! I'll be a better
person!" When Light looked back up he was back in his
room. "I'm alive....I"M ALIVE!!!!!" he yelled running out of
his room. "Oh sayu I'm soo glad to see you!!" he said hugging
her. "What...what's gotten into you Light?" she asked with a
smile. "Nothing! It's just good to be alive! Now, lets make
cookies!!"
The three ghost watched Light bake cookies with his
kind hearted sister. "Ah~ I wanna marry Light!" Misa said.
"You always want the good men! I want one too~" L said.
"You both are morons." said the creepy man. "Why are
we morons Ryuk?!" Misa asked. "Because....I want apples!"
THE END~
How did you like it??? I wondered if it was just okay or just crazy as usual. Anyway HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND MERRY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! Dec 31, 09.
