First IZ Fic!

Disclaimer: I don't own IZ! Jhonen does!


"Hi BIG-HEAD!

WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO BIG?

WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO BIG?

WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO BIG?" GIR stupidly asked.

"I told you, my head is NOT big! Now stop asking that stupid question!" Dib annoyingly answered.

Silence.

"... Are you gay?"

"Ah, forget it!" Dib stormed off after that.