Truth or dare: fanfiction style

Me: hiya everyone who is reading this

Snowy: great welcome random people

Me: snowy please be kind to the readers

Snowy: sure

Me: good now blossom disclaimer please

Blossom: lexia16 does not own rights to harry potter that belongs to j.

Me: thanks


Me: welcome to my truth or dare story, fanfiction style I am lexia16 but call me lexi the nickname is growing on me. Anyway this is my show/story whatever you call it and time for you to meet the guests pst snowy blossom push the button

Snowy: which one?

Me: the one that's labelled seats (points to button)

Snowy: okay (pushes button)

(Seats appear- 2 three seater sofas, 4 love seats, 4 arm chairs, 5 comfy chairs, 6 bean bags)

Me: good now guests (clicks fingers- characters appear- Weasley family, Hermione granger, Harry potter, umbridge (aka toad face), fleur, Percy)

(Ginny & harry land in a love seat, Ron & Hermione land in a love seat, umbridge lands in comfy chair, Arthur & molly land in love seat, bill & fleur love seat, Charlie & twins land on a three seater, Percy lands in an arm chair)

Hermione: whe- where are we?

Me: you are in my story or on my show

Umbridge: wait a minuite! I don't know who you are! but you can't do-

Fred: shut up toad face obviously-

George: we are in a random place we don't-

Fred: know with random people who can do this.

Molly: Fred George don't talk to your professors like that

Me: don't worry Mrs. Weasley I can't care less what they say to her

Arthur: now wait a minute here who are you and why have you kidnapped us?

Me: well I am lexi and kidnapped is a bit strong and you guys over there can put your wands down I am no death eater and – don't look at me like that toad face I might think about making you dinner to my oc dogs snowy and blossom

Fleur: erh e'cuse moi did you say make 'er dinn'er?

Me: yes, yes I did

Hermione: hold up a minute you can't just kill a person

Me: well I can and then I can revive them part of the amazing powers we get now how rude of me not to tell you guys a bit about moi.

Hair: long dark brown

Eyes: blue

Skin: pale very pale

Cloths: pale purple long sleeved t-shirt, grey shorts, trainers

And I would like to say your wands don't work so SECURITY take the wands and put them down the chute

Security: which chute?

Me: uhh (hits face with palm) not this again the one labelled wands

Umbridge: I am not giving you my wand!

Me: well tuff give it up or we can put you down the chute as well got it

Umbridge: (whimpers but gives up wand)

Me: that's what I thought

Snowy: yeah it's not like she could fit down the chute but we could always send her down the rubish chute

Charlie: who are you?

Me: once again how rude of me not to introduce my co-hosts my oc dogs snowy and blossom

Name: Blossom

Gender: Girl

Breed: Cavalier King Charles spaniel

Colour: white with hazel/light brown patches

Name: snowy

Gender: girl

Breed: American Eskimo dog

Colour: white

Now my dear readers please leave your reviews with dares truths but I have some rules

No slash

No breaking up my couples

Keep to the rating

I can do up to 3 – 4 dares a chapter so if your dare isn't included I am sorry

I can have up to 3 – 5 other hostesses

If I get your personality wrong I am sorry

No killing my dogs

No killing me

No killing my hostesses

No swearing unless little swear words

No poofing in characters without my permission

No reviving characters without my permission

Now my dear guests my rules for you

No killing unless I allow you

No slash

Keep with the rating

No swearing unless little swear words

No killing my dogs

No killing me

No killing my hostesses

No killing my security or back stage people

No breaking up my couples

And no showing people down my chutes without my permission

And I mean it Fred George I don't care if she is a toad you can't I already have complaints from people about people in my rubish even though I didn't deliberately push any one down and those inspectors were snowy and blossoms fault

Fred, George: you're no fun

Molly: boys! I told you! now no quidich till next month!

Fred, George: WHAT!

Molly: don't what me young men! I told you-

Me: don't bother Mrs. Weasley

Umbridge: I think she should those brats-

Me: ohh shut up toad and Fred, George you can play quidich I don't mind you stuffing her in the chutes just give me a warning considering the complaints I get about it

Snowy: I know that women did not need to call the police about the tied up man in our rubbish he should have not been snooping around here in the first place

Me: uhh snowy he was snooping around here because HE'S WAS THE INSPECTOR

Blossom: lexi has a point

Bill: well I would like to know the point of why I am in a love seat next to fleur

Charlie: same I would like to know why our sister is in a love seat next to harry

Ron: and why am I in a love seat next to Hermione

Me: because uhh...well...

Blossom: maybe we should tell everyone the couples

Me: that is a good idea okay now Weasley brothers

Weasley boys: yeah?

Me: no killing, strangling or shouting at who you sister is with

Weasley boys: uh huh?

Me: okay Ginny is paired with harry thus the love seat arrangement

Weasley boys: WHAT!

Ron: HARRY YOU ARE SUPOSED TO BE MY BEST MATE

Charlie: MY SISTER YOU'RE WITH MY SISTER

Bill: WHAT!

Percy: (thoughts) how...i didn't even think about this! How could I not think that Ginny would get boyfriends. Do I even want harry to be with her. It's so confusing.

Molly: ohh I always thought you would be together

(Ginny and harry both are red with embarrassment)

Me: now you agreed no killing so sit down

(They all sit down except Ron who is still glaring at harry)

Hermione: Ron sit down

Me: now moving on Hermione and Ron

Everyone (except umbridge): now that one was expected

Fred: pay up George

George: (hands over 11 sickles)

Molly: boys! no gambling

Harry: congratulations Ron Hermione

(Ron and Hermione are both red with embarrassment)

Me: moving on again bill and fleur)

(silence in the back ground you hear a faint cricket then some whiserling starts)

George: good on you bill! getting yourself a part-vela!

Molly: uh are you sure dear

Me: yes Mrs. Weasley and as I said no breaking up my couple now that is all for now see you next time and please review so we can dare the guests

Cast: please don't

Me, snowy, blossom and the whole crew: please do


Me: please review and tell me what you think

Snowy: (sarcasticly) can't wait

Blossom: (happily) me two

Me: bye