Summary: A song-fic with the song Nuttin for Christmas by Sugarland.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT STEPHANIE MEYER DOES.
I was in my office doing some paperwork, when I heard this song come on.
I broke my doll on my Kenny's headSomebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in my sister's bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled ink on momma's rug
I made Ronnie a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on my
I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas
Cause I ain't been Nuttin but bad
I put a tack on teachers chair
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in Sarah's hair
Somebody snitched on me
I did a dance on Grandmas plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
I filled that sugarbowl up with antsI'm getting Nuttin for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas
Cause I can't be Nuttin but bad
I won't be seeing Old Santa Claus
Somebody snitched on me
He wont' be visiting me because
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I'll be going straight
Next year I'll be good just you wait
I'd start now but it's too late
Somebody snitched on me
I'm getting Nuttin Nuttin
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas
Cause I ain't been Nuttin but bad
I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas
Cause I can't be Nuttin but bad
Cause I ain't been Nuttin but bad
Cause I ain't been Nuttin but bad
As the song finished I got a call from Esme. "Carlisle the kids can't be nothing but bad, maybe they won't have a Christmas." Esme told me slightly out of breath. Then I heard yelling, most likely them telling on one another. "Esme I'll be home shortly love you." I told my wife. I laughed at my kids.
