Summary: A song-fic with the song Nuttin for Christmas by Sugarland.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT STEPHANIE MEYER DOES.

I was in my office doing some paperwork, when I heard this song come on.

I broke my doll on my Kenny's head

Somebody snitched on me

I hid a frog in my sister's bed

Somebody snitched on me

I spilled ink on momma's rug

I made Ronnie a bug

Bought some gum with a penny slug

Somebody snitched on my

I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad

I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas

Cause I ain't been Nuttin but bad

I put a tack on teachers chair

Somebody snitched on me

I tied a knot in Sarah's hair

Somebody snitched on me

I did a dance on Grandmas plants

Climbed a tree and tore my pants

I filled that sugarbowl up with ants

I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad

I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas

Cause I can't be Nuttin but bad

I won't be seeing Old Santa Claus

Somebody snitched on me

He wont' be visiting me because

Somebody snitched on me

Next year I'll be going straight

Next year I'll be good just you wait

I'd start now but it's too late

Somebody snitched on me

I'm getting Nuttin Nuttin

Mommy and Daddy are mad

I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas

Cause I ain't been Nuttin but bad

I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad

I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas

Cause I can't be Nuttin but bad

Cause I ain't been Nuttin but bad

Cause I ain't been Nuttin but bad

As the song finished I got a call from Esme. "Carlisle the kids can't be nothing but bad, maybe they won't have a Christmas." Esme told me slightly out of breath. Then I heard yelling, most likely them telling on one another. "Esme I'll be home shortly love you." I told my wife. I laughed at my kids.