Disclaimer: OH MY GOSH! DO I HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY TIME? Well, let's get this over with. I don't own the Teen Titans, they belong to their respective owners. But I really wish I did own them though.
A/N: Okay, so I got a suggestion from one of my fans asking if I could do a Starfire rant. This rant won't be as long because Starfire is like always happy. Also, there won't be much swearing because, well, she's Starfire.
Oh friends, I have much to complain about. I hope that it will not be to mu-
Someone is IMing me, let me answer to there request.
*Two Minutes Later*
That was a person who has stated that before I do the process of, "Bitching and Ranting" I should download the Rosetta Stone program. I shall do this and come back to finish.
*Seven Days Later*
Okay, Starfire here, new and improved. Not that I really needed to be improved, I'm awesome. Anyways, that Rosetta Stone program works wonders. I can now talk like a normal person. So, aside from that, Beast Boy told me about the fangirl chats you fangirls have. I went on there, and when I say I was pissed, I mean it.
Okay, so these bitches were saying everything they could about the Rob/Rae shipping. THIS THE WORST THING EVER! HOW COULD THIS EVER HAPPEN, HAS ROBIN BEEN CHEATING ON ME? He better not have, if he knows what's good for him that is. I still don't get it though, these fangirls shouldn't be so convinced on a pairing that is not and will not exist. Robin and I belong together, FOREVER! And nothing will change that. But it would be easier to keep him to myself if girls wouldn't dress like sluts to impress him.
And that brings me to the comic books. They took me and made me look like a stripper with big hair for their own sex-appeal. It's disgusting. And it's a sham that they can't make the comics G-rated because they want me to wear hardly any clothes. I understand, I'm totally sexy, but my hair should NOT be THAT bushy. I use hair spray for a REASON! They just take this kind of thing way too far. And I'm not the only though, Raven is totally jacked up in the comics. I even talked about this with her yesterday.
*Convo With Raven About Slutty Comic Outfits*
Me: Raven, how do you feel about the way they portray us in the comic books?
Raven: Uhh… I've never read a comic book. And did you just say that whole sentence using proper grammar and English?
Me: I got Rosetta Stone, anyways, let me show you a comic book. *Goes into Beast Boy's room to get comic book* Here look at us.
Raven: *Spits out herbal tea* WHAT THE HELL! THEY MAKE ME LOOK LIKE SOME LOOSE-HEADED BIMBO!
Me: That's exactly what I'm saying.
Raven: Where did you get that from anyway?
Me: Beast Boy's room.
Raven: Now why would Beast Boy have a comic like that?
Me: Am I missing something here?
Raven: No, I just need to teach Beast Boy another lesson. *Leaves*
*Five Minutes Later*
BB: AHHH, RAVEN! PLEASE DON'T! I'LL BURN THEM I PROMISE. NOOO!
*Convo With Raven About Slutty Comic Outfits Ended*
Next time I saw Beast Boy, he was hiding behind the couch. He was pretty traumatized. I love it when he's scared, he's a nervous wreck and it's funny.
Well, I'm gonna go. I need my beauty sleep so I can put more hair spray on in the morning time. See ya, and I'm not a slut, don't forget. Or I'll hit you in the head with a stuffed Robin. It's apart of my collection.
