"I hate you, Fred. I hate you a lot." Hermione said, growling. She had to use the bathroom really bad, but all of the girl's ones were full. So Fred Weasley sneaked her into the guy's lavatory. And she was out of toilet paper as he held her hostage, and wandless.
"When you say it, I'll give you toilet paper." Fred smirked.
"I will absolutely, positively not say it." Hermione said.
"Then sit there. If we're lucky, Ron or Harry...maybe even Malfoy'll come in."
"And you won't tell them who's in this stall."
"Won't I?"
"You wouldn't!" Hermione growled.
"Oh, but I would."
She heard a door open and close.
"Hey, Harry. Ronald." Fred said, smiling wider than ever.
"Hey Fred." Harry said, rolling his eyes.
"Bye, Fred." Ron said, stepping into a stall. Hermione held her breath when she realized he was right next to her.
Harry was about to enter Hermione's stall when Fred broke in.
"I wouldn't go in there if I were you." He said, smiling wider. Harry gave him a puzzling look.
"What'd you do to it?!"
"Nothing! It's occupied." Hermione could almost hear an evil laugh on Fred's lips.
"Bye who? Why the hell would you need to protect it?"
"Because they'd hate to be walked in on at this place. Unless they say it they'll never leave, though."
"Okay, Fred, thanks for creeping me out." Harry said, going to the next stall over. Then Malfoy walked in.
"Move, Weasley." He said in a murderous tone.
"Use another stall, midget." Fred said back.
"And what would be the problem with this one."
"It's occupied and they wouldn't appreciate people walking in on them.
Malfoy rolled his eyes and walked away, even himself knowing it was much better not to fight.
Then Professor Snape came in.
"Move Weasley, or it's a month detention." He said. Hermione's eyes widened, as she knew that Fred wouldn't be able to win this fight.
She put a ringing sound in everyone else's ears and said it.
"Okay! Fred Weasley, you are the king of all awesomeness and when it comes to pranks I will bow at your feet and praise you with gifts! Happy?!" Hermione said anxiously.
"Much." Fred said, smiling satisfied. With a flick of his wand Hermione was back in the empty Gryffindor Common Room.
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"Hey, Georgie. Guess the new music that'll arrive in everyone's ears in about 5 seconds?" 5...4...3...2..1.
"Fred Weasley, you are the king of all awesomeness and when it comes to pranks I will bow at your feet and praise you with gifts!" Hermione's voice filled everyone's ears. And the laughing begun for all but one very murderous looking face.
"FREDRICK GREGORY WEASLEY!" Hermione exploded. "I WILL NEVER, EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN, DO YOU HEAR ME?! YOU WILL BOTH PAY, BOTH OF YOU!" She screamed.
And Fred and George found themselves hanging from the ceiling by their ankles, singing the My Little Pony theme song.
A/N: Well...not that good. But sense when are my stories good? Never, ding ding ding! Okay, I'll quit boring you now. Bye :3
