disclaimer: I do not own any of the sailor moon characters

Note: I have only seen the english version of sailor moon, and as much as I'll try to use the Japanese names, wikipedia is the one telling me who they are in Japan.


Queen Beryl looked down at the scrap paper her blonde-haired shitennou, Jadeite(Jedite), had placed at her feet. "What is this, and why should I bother picking it up?" Jadeite remained in a kneeling, subservient position. "My queen, during my last mission, I found this. It has the letters on it that when put together, read 'please deliver to Queen Beryl.' I found it strange that a human would know of our existance, so I have brought it to your attention."

"And? What does the inside say?"

"I have not looked, my queen."

"Then open it."

Jadeite opened the letter and cleared his throat as he read out loud....

Dear Queen Beryl,

Before you put Jadeite to eternal sleep, why didn't you get the names of the Sailor Senshi? I mean, you guys seemed to be having a good deal of trouble with them, and here he comes after his latest failure with a breakthrough that I believe no one else from the negaverse found out, and before he can say it, you turn him to stone. What's up with that, queeney? Also, what is that crystal ball you always seem to be obsessed with? Quite frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if you got Jadeite or Nephrite(Nephlite) or something to read it instead.

Well, now that I have bestowed upon you what I believe is called "common sense" I'll end this letter on a positive note.

Good job on... good job.

Signed,

Emrys.

Jadeite nervously looked up from the letter.


Stay tuned for The Rebuttal, coming tomorrow.