(Disclaimer: Squeenix. Owns. Everything. Except that new bakery.)

(A/N- Just Totally Axel. Kinda.)

His lips were curled into a wide grin. After those long grueling months working his ass off by flipping burgers and packing fries, it was FINALLY TODAY!! The day he had practically been WAITING his Life for! The day which would never come again until after 20 years! Yes, today was an extremely, super duper SPECIAL DAY! It did not take a genius to figure out just why today had meant so much to Axel. Just a quick glance at your calendar would send you snapping your fingers and crying out "Ahhh! I see!" Today … drum rolls please! … is the 8th day of the 8th month of the year 2008!! It is AXEL'S (his) DAY!!

And unlike those 'taboo'-ed, fantastical fictions that everyone reads, things had started out SPLENDIDLY for him. First, a day off from his flipping burgers at his workplace, then it was striking lottery third prize, a job offer as a supermodel with a pay at least 80 times his current earnings, an increment in squealing drool-covered fan girls over his hot body, Demyx and his boyfriend Zexy (aka Zexion) giving him a brand new cell phone to replace his conked out one because they couldn't stand being unable to contact Axel lots of times and the best yet; his long-awaited limited-edition of S&M Bi Boy magazine had arrived! Axel was not JUST happy, he was over the rainbow, heads high up in the air, screaming and kicking around like a crazy fanatic in the empty sky.

'Things couldn't get any better than this,' Axel sighed contentedly as he sipped on his considerably sweetened hot cup of cocoa on his favorite comfortable chair.

Then he suddenly sat up, the contents of his cups almost spilling.

'No, things COULD get better than this!' his devious mind silently exclaimed at him, an evil smirk tugged at the corner of his lips.

"I'm back, Axel," a sweet soft voice, which Axel's mind registered as his lovely blond, came from the living room. "There is a new bakery across the street, so I got us …"

The rest his words never did entered Axel's mind, his mind too busy devising an extremely sneaky scheme. His smirk grew wider. He could always reward himself today by having a certain small, cute and petite blondie tonight. That … would be the perfect finale for his day; a screaming, panting blushing Roxas.