A letter from the Shugo Chara casts

Dear people (much loved fans),

I, no we do not like Mary Sues. We do not need a brilliant prodigy suddenly appearing in our lives and treating us as shit and taking our beloved, handsome, sexy and charming Ikuto (Wtf?! I'm so going to kill Ikuto.) from us or maybe Tadase, Kukai, Kairi, Nagihiko etc. Seriously, naming yourself as Maria Bergius Gracias and barging into our lives and acting all so cool high and mighty isn't going to earn you a date with ANY of the characters. Maybe the side characters like Yamabuki Saya would be willing…NOT.

No. We do not like you pairing us with our friends or enemies. I myself do not like being paired up with Kairi, Kukai, Nagihiko and especially Ikuto though I wouldn't mind Tadase. –Inserts blush- I don't think the males would appreciate you pairing them with other guys for example Ikuto and Tadase or Ikuto and Kukai (Those two don't even talk to each other). I hope that is one I would never see. (I do not want to be scarred from seeing them kiss oh so passionately in various forms of undress thank you very much. I wouldn't mind being the one though…what the hell am I thinking?!)

Do try to do spell check. If you can't or for whatever reason you do not have a spell checker, get a beta reader. U do nt wan to red somthg like tht do u? Good. I hope we got that message across well enough.

Thank you for your kind attention.

Yours sincerely,
Amu and the Shugo Chara cast.

P/S: Amu likes Ikuto. (I DON'T! Who the hell wrote this in my script?!)

"I did."

"Perverted hentai cosplaying neko mimi."

"Ah don't touch me there!"

-Inserts sexy smirk-

"You know you like it."

(Dear readers. Don't think sick. And leave those two alone now. Really. Now.)

"KYA!"


I love this letter. Cracks me up everytime. Waits for flames from unhappy authors cause I know I will get them. XD

Luna