"Klutz, concentrate damnit!" Kyubi glared at his little sister. She just rolled her eyes at him and went back to tormenting some of the humans on the ground. She never did listen to him.

He watched in mild annoyance, until one of her four tails bapped him hard enough to send him flying back a few miles. He stood up and audibly growled at the female kitsune. Klutz looked over at him and grinned nervously.

"Whoops. Sorry! I can fix that!"

Kyubi sighed, grabbing one of her ears and starting to drag her back towards their destination…the ninja village of Kohona. "I don't know why I put up with you."

"Don't get mad, don't be mean." She jerked her ear out from between his teeth, "Dobe."

"I'm not, I'm speaking fact." Kyubi glared at the gates of the village. "Let's hurry up and get this over with. It's past your bedtime. Baka."

"Don't call me baka, dobe! And I haven't had a bedtime in CENTURIES!"

"Well, you're getting one. As soon as we finish here."

"You're not the boss of- oooh, look, humans!" klutz went over to toy with them. They stared up at her in horror as their Justus exploded into nothingness.

"Thank you, short attention span." Kyubi sighed, sitting down and tossing a few around with his paw. He wasn't having as much fun as his sister, but that was to be expected. She was younger and more easily entertained.

"If we're going to destroy Kyubi..." One human looked from one of the two foxes to the other, "We need to get rid of the other one, first."

A few of the other ninjas nodded.

"How in the HELL are we supposed to do that?!" One called, "She just blows up our Justus."

"I'll do it." A tall blonde man stepped forward. He was holding a small, moving, lump in his arms. Kyubi could tell it smelled human.

"Hokage." Kyubi's voice held only disgust.

"Kyubi." The man replied, and then looked at the other kitsune, who was still distracted by tormenting ninjas. "I don't believe I've met your companion."

"My sister, Klutz."

"Is that a name or just her job?"

"Both, unfortunately. Mother wasn't good with names."

"She named you well, at the very least."

"I'm RIGHT HERE!" Klutz whined, pouting. She wasn't sure she liked where the conversation was going. From her name – she couldn't help THAT – to her mother. Mother. She had to restrain a sniffle.

"I thought you were occupied." Kyubi smirked, and then looked back at the Hokage. "So, what's in the little cloth there?"

Klutz leaned down, sniffing it. "Not even a decent snack." She growled, "It's a BABY! What are you expecting to do with a baby?!"

At that, the Hokage's blue eyes suddenly turned to her. "Funny you should ask." He lifted back the cloth so that both Kyubi and Klutz could see the little girl's big blue eyes.

She cooed, reaching for the female kitsune. The Hokage nodded. "I thought you two were made for each other."

"What?! What are you talking about?! I'm not carting around this kid." Klutz looked back at Kyubi. He shrugged, sniffing the baby as well. She reached up and hugged his nose, devoid of fear.

Klutz burst out laughing. "You should see what you look like! Letting this thing hang onto your nose like you were some docile little house-pet."

"Very funny." Kyubi pulled his nose from the baby's grip, "Go-"

"SEALING JUTSU!" The Hokage bit into his thumb. Blood coated it and he began to make marks on the baby girl.

"What?! What do you expect to do about my anti-chakra?" Klutz bristled, her hackles rising anyway.

There was no response from the Hokage. The next thing she knew, she had her own symbols on her forehead. They felt like they were sinking into her fur. Kyubi could only stand by and watch. However, when the Hokage started making hand-seals, he stood between the Hokage and his sister.

Unfortunately, the damage had been done. Suddenly, Klutz's body went limp and the baby was crying. Louder than normal. Almost as if…something inside were screaming to get out.

"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SISTER?!" Kyubi snarled, taking a stronger stance between his sister's body and the Hokage.

"She will no longer be able to torture this village and others." The blonde responded, looking up at Kyubi benignly, "She's been sealed into the child."

"I'll get you for this, Hokage. Mark my words. I will get revenge for my sister." Kyubi snapped, taking the child and tossing it into the woods. There would be no way for such a small baby to survive the fall. At least, not without Klutz's help.

"You have just killed your sister, if she did not save the child." The Hokage stated calmly, appearing to draw another from his long white coat. This one was a boy, with much darker blue eyes than the first.

"Take care, my son." The Hokage kissed the child's forehead, "And take good care of your friend when you find her."

The baby cooed, as if he understood, and wrapped his little arms around the Hokage's neck. Taking whole handfuls of his father's blonde hair and holding onto them for dear life.

The Kyubi was the one to bristle this time, a mix of anger and grief blinding him to decent sense. The Hokage did the same Jutsu. Kyubi's last thought, as he was pulled from his body, was that he may never see his little sister again.