Emily: When you and jack were stranded on the deserted island, how drunk did you have to get for Jack to convince you to teach him your pirate song?
Elizabeth: Everything that happened after we got really drunk is a bit foggy, but I think I had a lot more than just one bottle. I do seem to recall Jack trying to teach me to dance properly, but I'm not sure how well it worked out. There also might have been a very wild version of pirate tag, but I won't go into any details on that.
Emily: I seem to recall Jack trying to kiss you before he passed out. Other than right before the kraken killed him, did he succeed?
Elizabeth: What do you think the answer to that question is?
Emily: hopefully Yes?
Elizabeth: Are you insane? Of course he didn't succeed.
Emily: sigh So, what was it like when you did kiss him?
Elizabeth: Well I'm not at liberty to disclose that information right at the moment. Perhaps we should move on to a different subject. nervous giggle
Emily: Alright, how about this. What were your first impressions of Barbossa?
Elizabeth: He gave me the willies, but I couldn't show it when I was facing him, of course. For starters, his eyes were blood-shot, and he always gave me those strange looks. And his breath was awful! I had to hold my own breath to keep from throwing up at the sight of his hideous teeth; he could have knocked a horse out cold. And that monkey of his was creepy enough when it looked normal, but when it was skeletal I almost had a heart attack the first time I saw it!
Emily: After you were arrested and Will was sent to get Jack's compass, what inspired you to threaten Beckett in order to get the letters of marque?
Elizabeth: Well, when my father pulled me out of the prison cell and stuck me in a carriage, I thought to myself, what would Jack do in this situation? And I'm sure you can well imagine the various things Jack would have done.
Emily: Can't everyone? Say, do you think you could introduce me to Jack sometime?
Elizabeth: I doubt it, but you never know. If he thinks it will improve his own legend he'll come running like a starving dog to a raw steak. His ego is far too big for his own good.
Emily: What was it like to see Jack in the locker and have him react to you so strangely?
Elizabeth: It was like I'd been kicked in the stomach by a horse; it shocked me so much. I hadn't ever thought about what he would do when he saw me again, and it caught me off-guard. I felt horrible when I saw the look on his face, but I knew there wouldn't be anything I could do to apologize. I mean, I practically murdered him, and yet I didn't think he would act so coldly toward me when he saw me.
Emily: It must have been hard, but it couldn't have been as hard as saying good-bye to Will and knowing that you're not going to see him for ten years.
Elizabeth: sighing sadly It was the worst feeling in the world to know I have to be separated from him when we've been through so much together. I may never get used to it.
Emily: So, what did you think of Jack's clever discovery of how to get out of the locker?
Elizabeth: Being in the locker made Jack even more insane than he had been before, but I think, in a way, it also made him smarter. Though I have noticed he's been prone to talking to himself since the incident; I even over-heard him talking in his sleep one time. He kept saying that a lummox had stolen his peanut so he wasn't going to invite him to his fantastic garden party.
Emily: Alright, this is my last question; if you woke up in a bed with Jack and both of you were naked, what three words would you say to him?
Elizabeth: Can this be off-the-record?
Emily: grins slyly and crosses finger behind back Of course!
Elizabeth: Does if have to be three?
Emily: Yes, it does.
Elizabeth: Well, then I'd either say get out now, or I'd use three choice swear words and then I'd chase him out with a stick when I'm decent.
