Him/her

He's a perverted jerk
She's short tempered and violent
He always disses my breasts
She hits me with dictionaries

And yet

He's very loyal
She can get serious
He always says Something nice to balance it
She apologizes and makes it up to me

Which is why
I put up with his nosebleeds
I won't leave her
I don't hit him as hard
I don't always make the jokes

Because I
Am in
Love with
My meister
My weapon