Disclaimer: I don't own Winx Club. If I did, next weeks episode would involve Sky being hit by a bus, and Bloom losing all her powers and living on Earth as a K-Mart employee.
So, look out for next weeks episode, "Bloom the K-Mart Employee Loses Her Dumb, Annoying Boyfriend!"
The title may be changed, I haven't decided yet.
It was a Saturday afternoon. The Winx Club were bored out of their minds.
So they did what any teenager who lives away from home does on a Saturday.
They threw a party. At Red Fountain, for some reason. Hey, don't ask me, I'm just writing this down. Why should I know why the hell they did it?
They sent out the following invitations to themselves. Hey, like I said, don't ask me what the hell goes on in those heads.
YoU're invItEd to The WinX cLuB'S MeGa Fun pAStrY.
ON ThIS SATuRday At Red fOuNtaNe
BrIng yOuRsElf And WhAteVer.
BOoZE and CiGaRettES Will Be pRoVidED.
BYO BoOze.
It should be noted by the reader that Stella typed up those invitations, and she's not exactly what you'd call a computer whiz. In fact, she barely knows how to turn one on.
Not that I'm insulting her. God no. Who would ever want to do such a thing?
So that night, they went to Red Fountain. The specialists were in charge of getting smokes, and the Winx Club were on booze duty.
They managed to get quite a bit of alcohol, despite the drinking age in Magix being 21.
And of course the Specialists got a lot of cigarettes. And pot, although they didn't have to go further than Helia's room to find it.
So, at 7pm that night, Stella, Musa, Tecna, Bloom, Layla and Flora arrived at the Specialist dorm.
Much drinking and smoking ensued. At about 9pm, Helia disappeared into his room for about twenty minutes, and came back with red, bloodshot eyes.
Stella got up on a table and did a very entertaining belly dance in her Winx form.
Sky, being a dirty sleaze, filmed the whole thing, and by the next morning it was all over the internet. By the next Saturday, it was out on DVD.
And, Flora, being sweet and innocent, or so Ignio Straffi would have us believe, wouldn't touch a drop of alcohol, and refused all cigarettes offered to her.
In fact, now that I think about it, she was probably against the party to start with.
Anyway, Helia, seeing Flora sitting there on her high horse, offered to get her a drink.
God only knows what was in that drink, because Flora, after finishing it, became convinced that Tecna was a leprechaun. She then drank an entire six-pack of beer in six minutes, and promptly dragged Helia into his room. Going into what happened while they were in there would take up too much time, and change this story's rating to MA.
So, while Helia and Flora were in his room screwing like rabbits, there were three- no four- Winx Club girls still unaccounted for.
So now we come to Bloom. Sweet, innocent Bloom, hated by many, murderously despised by more, liked by few.
What was she doing, you ask? Why, she was-
Crap, we seem to have run out of space.
Bloom's whereabouts will just have to remain a mystery until next week.
