The Supply Closet

By RishiAndSquee

Some random one shot about the supply closet in the Akatsuki hideout. I don't own anything. Read and review, please!

A/N: I can't really say anything for this one. It's just an idea a friend and I came up with. Recently, I've been obsessed with the Akatsuki…. (sigh)

'Neways

THE SUPPLY CLOSET

By RISHIANDSQUEE

"Gah!" yelled Hidan. "Where the # is the tape?! I need glue, too!" It was very clear that Hidan was angry. His eyes were twitching, and his white, shiney hair was a mess. "I need to finish that poster board today!" A stream of curses escaped Hidan's lips.

"It's in the supply closet!" Tobi called cheerfully. "Tobi is a good boy, so Tobi will get it!"

"Yeah, yeah, dumbbass." Muttered Hidan. "Just get the stuff I need an go throw yourself into the river."

"Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi exclaimed in his usual, goofy fashion. He skipped to the supply closet, accidentlay tripping on Konan along the way. "Tobi is sorry!" Tobi called. "Tobi will get back to you later!"

Konan said nothing. She lay on the floor, a snore escaping her delicate mouth.

So here Tobi was, at the supply closet. He cheerfully opened the door. "Ooooooh!!" he said excitedly. "Look at all the stuff in here! Tobi likes this supply closet!"

The supply closet was filled to the brim with everything you could imagine. Sharpies, glue, tape…..sharpies…….glue…….

Tobi looked at all these things in awe. "Tobi is a good boy. Tobi has to get the stuff for Hidan." He reminded himself. "Now, what did Hidan-sempai want…..?" Tobi thought for a moment. "Tobi does not remember. Oh well! Tobi is a good boy, so Tobi will bring everything!"

Tobi cheerfully gathered all the things, humming as he went. He trekked passed Konan (still asleep) and dumped the things on Hidan, who then yelled a stream of naughty curses. "What the #, Tobi?! You stupid ass!" he yelled.

"Tobi is confused. Hidan-sempai said that he needed something from the supply closet, but Tobi forgot what! So Tobi brought everything! Ooh, look! A sharpie!" Tobi picked up the black Sharpie, holding in carefully. "Tobi is a good boy!"

"Mother…." Hidan cursed, searching through the pile of misc. things. He found what he was looking for and resumed his work.

Tobi, however, had other ideas.

"Tobi wants to have fun!" he cheered. Tobi trekked off, back to Konan. Her peaceful face was serene…..But not for long.

Tobi doodled all over the blue haired girl's face, writing 'PEIN-KUN LOVE' and other things on her cheeks. Happy with his work, he ran off to find his next victim.

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"I'm telling you that your puppet art sucks, un!"

"Shut up."

The two artists were in another argument. Deidara and Sasori were sitting together. Sasori was playing with sock puppets, while Deidara told him how stupid he looked.

"DEIDARA-SEMPAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"

"Oh, crap!" yelled Deidara. "Go away, Tobi!"

"Look at what Tobi has!" Tobi triumphnetly held up the Sharpie. "Tobi is a good boy!"

"GO AWAY, UN!" yelled Deidara, stepping back. "GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!"

"Tobi has a sharpie! Fear Tobi!" yelled Tobi, chasing the blond ninja around Sasori.

"This is why you haven't been allowed to join the Akatsuki, Tobi." Sasori commented.

"TOBI IS EVIL! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!" Tobi yelled, still chasing Deidara.

And after that incident, the supply closet was kept locked. Konan is terrified of Sharpies, and Hidan got nothing out of this but a headache.

The End.