Note: Hi! Me and my twisted ideas!! laughs evilly This little one came up last night on my way home! Please don't sue me don't flame me! Oh this is a yaoi and eventual mpreg! All three remnants…Even Sephiroth himself had returned and turned to the good side!! Oh, Zack, Angeal, Genesis, and Lazard are here too!! Woo Hoo! Oh there will be cross dressing too!
Kadaj in Wonderland
Chapter 1: In the beginning…
Kadaj and Cloud were left to baby sit Marlene and Denzel while Tifa and Barrett went out on a date. They had all drawn straws to see who would stay and Kadaj had the bad luck to draw the shortest straw! Cloud, although he didn't say anything, felt sorry for the teen and offered to 'supervise'. Inside Kadaj was screaming for joy! He had fallen hard for the handsome blond swordsman but, Kadaj was too shy to tell him. More like too chicken! The silver haired youngster thought as his catlike green eyes followed the swordsman's figure hungrily. Oooo he's soo hot. The teen purred as he felt his young body warm up. His face became flushed and he felt his pants tighten. Oh, he would love it if the blond would take him over and over. What if he…doesn't go that way?…Kadaj thought sadly. I'd give anything to…have him. He was about to become depressed until the object of his desires came into the living room, with a bowl of freshly made popcorn and the two children running around him happily. The scene touched the teen and he smiled. He'd make a great father one day…Whoa! Where did that come from?!
"So," Cloud's soft deep voice said to the kids as they scampered onto the couch on either side of Kadaj. "What movie would you two like to see?"
"About Shark's Tale?" Denzel asked. Marlene stuck out her tongue. Kadaj and Cloud both chuckled at that. It was too cute!
"We saw that last time!" She whined. "What about Happy Feet?"
"Noooo." Denzel moaned as he buried his face into a cushion on Kadaj's lap. The silver haired teen was shocked at Denzel's closeness but sighed and relaxed. Cloud exchanged a silent glance with Kadaj and then smiled and going back to the DVD tower.
"What about Alice in Wonderland?" Kadaj mentioned smoothly. The two children looked up at the teen and bombarded him with a mess of questions.
"What's that?"
"Is it good?"
"Does it have action?"
"Do the animals talk??"
"Um, sorry to bust your bubble but," Cloud said as he looked at the trio. "We don't have it."
"Awwww." The children said all hopes seemed to be dashed to pieces. Kadaj looked at the blond and pulled out a DVD out from the side table.
"We do now." He said slyly. "I went out with Loz and Yazoo last week and bought it. Loz spotted it and begged us to get it. He bawled like a baby after watching it. Sephiroth niisan was livid."
"I'll bet." Cloud said with a ghost of a smile gracing his lips as he set up the DVD player. Sephiroth was a patient man but even he had his limits! He could have imagined the formal General's rage and he had to gulp a bit. It was not pretty…
"Cloud," Kadaj's soft voice called as he felt a hand in his face. "Earth to Cloud. Do you hear me?"
"What?" Cloud asked as he looked at the bemused teen. Kadaj nodded to the children and then at the player.
"Is it ready?"
"Yeah," Cloud said as he led Kadaj back to the couch and flipping off the lights. Each swordsman had a child in his lap and they all sat down to watch…
An hour and fifteen minutes later….
"That was a great movie!" Denzel said from his place on Kadaj's lap. "I loved the Cheshire Cat! He was funny and nutty too!"
"Why couldn't the Queen of Hearts be pretty?" Marlene asked. Kadaj and Cloud looked at the little girl but it was Kadaj who had the answer.
"Because Marlene, she was mean." He said. Marlene looked at the teen and giggled.
"Like Mr. Sephiroth?" She asked. The men bit back their laughter at the mental picture. Almost instantly they imagined the great and powerful Sephiroth dressed in a red and black dress and holding a scepter with a heart on it and screeching 'Off with his HEAD!" Sephiroth as the Queen of Hearts?!That is a good one!
"Sometimes he can be mean." Kadaj said as he watched Cloud cough. "But most of the time he's nice. He did take you and Denzel to the aquarium and bought ice cream after remember?"
"Oh yea," Denzel said. "And then the amusement park!"
"I guess you're right." Marlene said. "Then who would..?"
"WE'RE BACK!!" A voice hollered causing all of them to jump. "Hey, why is it so dark in here? Hey no make out sessions!" The light flipped on and there were Zack and an unearthly beautiful man with him. The man dressed in pinkish red and black, and had a silver earring in his right ear! Marlene gasped
"Look Denzel!" She squealed. "It's the Queen of Hearts!" Denzel went wide eyed while Kadaj and Cloud snickered. Zack had no shame!
"QUEEN?!" He howled as he hit the floor, laughing hard. "Damn it honey I knew you were femme but wow!"
"I did not ask for such an honor." The man said with a small smile as he looked at the children. "Zack, pick yourself up."
"Sorry baby doll you're right." Zack said as he dusted himself off. "Hey Cloud, I want you to meet someone and….hey I didn't know Sephiroth had a mini me!" Kadaj glared at the man and Cloud had to smile. Kadaj is going to tear Zack apart! Nice knowing you ol' buddy…
"Who are you? And how dare you!" Kadaj said sharply. Zack winced and the other man raised a bemused eyebrow.
"My name is Zack Fair. And the man next to me is Genesis."
"Is he your…boyfriend?" Marlene asked shyly. Cloud looked at her wide eyed. Note to self: No more Oprah for Marlene.
"Well…" Zack blushed. "Yea he is."
"He's pretty."
"Thank you." Genesis purred as he knelt down. "And you are?"
"Marlene and this is Denzel. The two men are Cloud and Kadaj."
"Cloud…as in Cloud Strife?"
"Yes I am."
"And you?" Genesis looked at Kadaj and smiled. Kadaj nodded and smiled back but didn't go for the man's charms. He wanted only one man…
"Kadaj Valentine." He said as he glanced at the time. "I'm sorry to cut this short but Cloud, it's the kids' bedtime."
"Come on guys, up and out!" Cloud said with a nod to the two. "We'll be back."
"Oh it's no trouble." Genesis said. "We'll just come back tomorrow. Come along Zack." With a wave goodbye Zack caught up with the other man and Kadaj sighed. Once again, we have peace and quiet. Just as I like it. He turned to the couch and was rewarded with a visage of Cloud picking up both children gently and making way for their rooms. Kadaj followed and helped the older man to put them into bed. He blushed when their bodies touched, a slight brushing of limbs or felt Cloud's warm breath in the back of his neck. When the children were tucked in for the night, they left the room and looked at each other.
"Good night." They said to each other and went their ways to their rooms. As Kadaj laid in his own bed, he closed his eyes and had no idea that it was just the beginning…
