'Suits and HIMYM; what about Suits and Dharma and Greg? I just cannot get over that scene:

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I come from a small town in Missouri." Harvey and Mike against Pete, the Rhyming Lawyer. I'd love that.'

I read 'My Immortal', and I think my IQ has considerably dropped. Forgive my mistakes, please.


The Rhyming Lawyer

"It's the

Eye of the Tiger,

It's the thrill of the fight

Rising up

To the challenge of a-"

"Harvey!" Mike exclaimed at his boss, who had just unceremoniously yanked his earphones out of his ears. Harvey simply dropped a stack of paper on his desk.

"Katherine Montgomery is suing Myron Lawrence Finklestein. I expect the work done by this afternoon."

"But Louis-"

"Louis can just go to hell!" Mike turned to see Gregory. Upon seeing the odd expressions on Mike and Harvey's faces, Gregory backed up and shrugged.

"What? He gave me the Montgomery Finklestein files. That is one messed up case- and it isn't even a pro bono." He spoke again, before Mike or Harvey could ask why he had their files. "It was ridiculous. Then Miss Pearson walked in and looked at the files, and she was all "I'll give these to Harvey, teach him some humility", and stuff." He sighed and walked off, mostly because the thought of Harvey asking him why he felt that he needed more humility scared the crap out of him. Mike chuckled after him.

"I'll just look through these 'ridiculous' files, and learn some humility for you."

"Don't mock me." Harvey scowled at Mike, and left him to look through the case, which turned out to be just as ridiculous as Gregory had said.


"Harvey, this is ridiculous!" Mike was standing in Harvey's office, after barging in without knocking or giving Donna a second look. Harvey looked up from the old baseball he was examining (someone had touched his balls- but who?)

"Quoting Gregory, are we?" Only Harvey (and Donna, but that was a given) could touch his balls, so ridiculous cases could wait.

"Harvey, in my short tenure as a lawyer, I have never seen such a frivolous case, and I doubt you have either." Harvey raised a mildly interested eyebrow.

"Katherine Montgomery is suing Myron Lawrence Finklestein because he broke one of her expensive cups. She slipped while carrying it and it broke when it fell to the ground."

"Okay, where does Finklestein come in?"

"Apparently he spilled some water on the floor, and then wiped it up, making the floor 'slippery'.

Harvey scoffed in bewilderment. "And this case has come to our firm because…"

"Well, she's suing the poor guy for a couple million dollars. Plus, this is the firm her son would have worked in, if he hadn't chosen to work with his best friend instead."

"… And we are on Montgomery's side?"

"Sadly, yes."

Harvey smirked. "Well, I love a good challenge. We are going to win this case no matter what."

Mike rolled his eyes and sat down to do the files. He didn't want to risk Donna's wrath if he stepped outside.


(Rah, it's so short! Next chapter will be longer.)