Title: The Road to Courtship
Rating: U
Word Count: ~100
Pairing: Lord Tubbington/Jesse St. James (One sided). Mentioned: Lord Tubbington/Charity
Summary: In a world which is predujuiced against him, Lord Tubbington finds a hand extended to him.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
He'd found the magazine sprawled on the floor - no doubt knocked aside in a fiery hormone rage between his mistress and the woman she loved. Its pages were crinkled, but he could clearly see the article on obesity and concluded that he had a rather severe case of comfort eating.
It wasn't his fault; Charity had rejected him and ran off with a younger, slimmer cat and he'd been mooning over it when Jesse had paid a visit and offered him some chicken. Most people cast him dirty looks when they thought he wasn't looking. Even the vet acted as though he didn't have an opinion. This delicacy was a clear representation of the beginnings of a courtship; one Lord Tubbington was willing to risk the name and shame at his next weigh in for.
