Zelda, Link, and Saria begin their journey.or otherwise known as their lazy day around the house. With breakfast---

Link: ZELDA! What the hell happened to the PANCAKES!

Saria: AWW! Nasty! What did you do? Microwave them?!

Link: Yeah! Did you microwave them? They look like they bubbled then popped!

Zelda: Um.no.No I didn't microwave them!

::pancake batter drips from microwave::

Link: You really need to learn how to cook Zelda!

Zelda: Heh?!..Uh.why don't we go out for breakfast today?! It's on me.

Link: Yes.why don't we. At least there we can get something that's actually EDIBLE!

::five minutes later::

Link: C'mon Saria.we're going out now.

Saria: You mean.out there? In the light?

Link: Yeah.out there.whatever that is supposed to mean.

Zelda: LETS GO SARIA! WE'RE GETTING HUNGRY!

Saria: I won't be seen in the light.

Zelda: .Right.well.don't go ya little freak of nature.

Saria: HEY! Link?! Make her be nice!?

Link: No..no.. Zelda is right. if you don't want to go, you don't have to go you little freak of nature

Saria: HEY HEY HEY!!!!

Zelda & Link: BYE BYE!!!

::Zelda and Link arrive at restaurant::

Zelda: Hey.look at the bright side; at least we can be alone together Link.you know, without her!

Link: Uhh.. I don't know what you're talking about Zelda. But from where it's going I'm not sure I want to know.

Zelda: C'mon Link, you don't have to pretend.Saria isn't here!

Link: Um, let me check.. Nope.no I'm pretty sure I'm not pretending.

Zelda: LINK!? I thought you we're coming on to me?!

Link: HOLD UP! Where the hell is this coming from?!

Zelda: The way you've been looking at me the last couple of days.

Link: I haven't been looking---

Shadowy Figure:: That's right Zelda. There has been someone looking you over, but I can assure it wasn't Link!

Link: ...

Zelda: Who are you?

Link: Zelda.

Zelda: WHO ARE YOU?

Link: Uhh.Zelda?

Zelda: YOU WILL TELL ME NOW WHO YOU ARE OR---

Link: ZELDA! SHUT-UP AND LISTEN!

Zelda: GASP!

Link: What the hell was that?

Zelda: What?

Shadowy Figure: You GASPed!

Zelda: Soooo..

Link: It's usually ::GASP!::

Shadowy Figure: Yeah.but you actually said the word GASP.moron!?

Zelda: Oh.well that's not important.can we get back to the story line here?

Link: Oh.heh.yeah.. anyway. ZELDA! SHUT-UP AND LISTEN!

::Zelda GASPs::

Link: the shadowy figure is Skull Kid

Skull Kid: .ooooh.(shit)

Zelda: EEW! EEW! EWW! EWW!YOU mean skull kid was the one looking me over?! But how did he look like Link then?

Skull Kid: Oh. about that. I stole many of Link's green cloaks from his stash.

Link: So that's why almost HALF OF MY CLOTHES ARE GONE!?!

Skull Kid: Heh?!

Link: WHY YOU SACK OF---

::Link and Skull Kid engage in hand-to-hand combat for many minutes.considering that Link is much stronger. the fight was one-sided. Skull Kid gives-up hurt & bruised::

::They all later go back home::

Link: We're home Saria!

:: . ::

Zelda: Where's Saria?

::::DOES anyone really know where Saria has gone? And what about all of Links clothes has Link beaten the living crap out of Skull Kid enough? Find out Next Time!::::

Link: Um.HACK.please don't narrate like that again.it's terribly annoying.

::Whatever Link.I can do this just to annoy you anyway.:: ::::BUT until then! SEE YOU NEXT EPISODE!::