This is a collections of short one shots from my game show universe. Thanks to Gleefreak15 for the idea.
Spending the Winnings
"Is this for real?" Quinn says as they stand outside the Lopez-Pierce house which has been transformed to look like a pirate ship.
"How the hell does someone pull this off?" Rachel asks grabbing her girlfriend's hand.
"A party planner." Kurt says in awe of the amazing work.
"I guess we now know what they spend all their money on." Puck says as all the former glee members stand on the side walk staring at the pirate ship house.
"I doubt they spent all their money considering they've won around ten million and that doesn't include endorsement deals, speaking engagements and any number of other things they're making money on." Mike logically says.
"Last one in gets to ask Santana how much this cost." Mercedes shouts as she gets a head start.
"Hey!" Artie shouts as he has to go on the sidewalk falling behind all of them.
When they enter their shocked to see how like a pirate ship everything is. They're all walking around in such a daze that Finn knocks into Brittany who is holding Spencer chatting with the Lopez's and her parents.
"Watch it Lumps." Santana growls holding her wife from falling. "I don't want to have to beat you up for hurting my girls."
"What are you wearing Santana?" Quinn asks.
"Isn't it obvious?" Santana says smirking.
"No!" they all shout.
"Didn't you get my text?" Brittany asks finally noticing that all their friends are here.
"No," Sam says for them all.
It's then that the group notices that everyone else there is dressed in pirate themed clothes.
"San fix it their ruining everything." Brittany sniffles.
"It's okay honey," Santana says rubbing her back. "I'll make them get dressed up properly." she sweetly says kissing her wife's cheek.
"Thanks Sanny." Brittany sniffles turning back to their parents.
"Okay losers follow me." Santana growls. "Quickly," she growls.
Quinn quickens her step knowing that once Santana gets like this is better to just do what she wants. Mercedes is about to say something when Puck elbows her and shakes his head no.
"Get dressed in these now and don't you dare come out not dressed." Santana growls at them.
"She's still scary." Sam whimpers hiding behind Mercedes.
"This is hideous." Kurt says.
"It's okay honey just put it on, it's for a one year old's birthday party." Blaine softly says.
Santana huffs as she walks over to her wife and baby girl to calm herself down.
"Do you think she's having a good time?" Santana softly asks her wife.
"Honestly I don't think she really knows what's going on." Brittany says leaning back into her wife.
They're watching Spencer crawl through the sand with their dads who are almost having more fun then Spencer.
"But she is enjoying herself." Brittany reassures her lacing her fingers through her wife's.
"Good," Santana says relaxing slightly.
"You did a good job honey." Brittany says kissing her.
"Really? I was worried the house doesn't look enough like a ship." Santana says.
"Well you did good setting this up." Brittany says turning to look at the gleeks. "You guys look amazing." she says when their friends come out now dressed like pirates.
Kurt is the only one who doesn't look happy since he's wearing polyester.
"This is some party." Mike says grabbing a coin shaped sandwich.
"Yeah what's with the pirate theme?" Puck asks not noticing the signals of no Quinn is throwing his way.
"Is it not a good theme?" Brittany sadly asks at the fact that her friends don't seem to like the theme.
The glare that Santana has leveled on her friends terrifies them all.
"It's an amazing theme." Quinn quickly says.
"Yes you should totally be in charge of planning my next party." Rachel says.
"Hey," Kurt says before noticing the glare Santana has leveled on them. "She can help me." he adds.
"And mine," Tina softly says hoping that it will calm Santana down.
"See honey everyone loves the Jake the Pirate theme." Santana sweetly says.
"Okay good, now I think we should do cake then presents." Brittany happily says.
"I'll get the cake." Santana says giving Brittany a kiss.
"What's Jake the Pirate?" Puck whispers to the group so Brittany can't hear not wanting to upset her and end up with Santana attacking him.
"It's a kids show." Artie says reading info on it on his phone.
"Everyone gather around!" Santana shouts returning with the cake smiling at her wife.
"Dad can you grab the birthday girl." Brittany says.
She grabs her daughter from her dad and holds her up next to her wife who has put the cake down.
"Thanks everyone for coming to our little angel's first birthday party and for dressing up. I know some of you are confused and I'd like to explain that this is all based on Jake the Pirate a show that Spencer always giggles at when watching it. Now it's time to sing happy birthday." Santana says smiling when her daughter reaches for her.
Brittany swings their daughter's legs causing her to smile as they all sing happy birthday.
"Sanny look at her I think she likes cake." Brittany says.
"We're going to have to give her a bath after this." Santana says wincing when Spencer puts her face in her slice of cake.
"What did you expect she's one and your daughter." Brittany says leaning back into Santana again.
"Are you having fun?" Santana asks.
"Yes, thank you for doing all of this." Brittany softly says.
"Anything for my girls, though you did all the planning." Santana says kissing her. "I think we should open presents now before Spencer falls asleep."
"I think it might be too late for that." Brittany giggles.
Spencer has fallen asleep with a piece of cake in her little hand. Santana picks her up and cradles her in her arms while Brittany opens the presents.
"Ooo look at this." Brittany says holding up a cute jacket.
"Very pretty," Santana says rocking Spencer who has woken up and is fussy. "I think I'm going to put her to bed."
"Okay, night baby girl." Brittany says kissing the top of her head before going back to opening the presents.
Santana goes around so everyone can say good night to the birthday girl even though she's asleep again.
"We're all going to leave now honey." Brittany's mom Susan says.
"Bye mom, dad, Maria and Mario." Brittany says hugging each of them.
As everyone trickles out now that everything is done leaving just the gleeks when Santana comes back down.
"You guys can change back into your clothes now." Santana says having changed herself.
"Praise the lord." Kurt shouts running back into the spare room where their clothes are.
"Thank god," Rachel whispers.
"Sanny!" Brittany shouts.
"Yes honey," Santana says running over to her wife.
Puck and Quinn make whipping noises as she leaves.
"So Artie you get to ask Santana how much this all cost." Quinn says after Santana makes it to Brittany.
"What! I shouldn't count since I can't run." Artie quickly says needing to get out of this.
"And you'd be less likely to be killed." Puck adds.
"She hates me already and has threatened to kill me. Have Finn do it, she can't reach his face." Artie suggests.
"I have heard her threaten Artie in the last year." Rachel adds feeling bad for him.
"Fine I'll do it." Finn reluctantly agrees knowing he will lose to them.
"Did you enjoy the party?" Brittany asks skipping over to them.
"Yes we did." Rachel says smiling at the blonde.
"One of the best parties I've ever been to." Kurt straight up lies.
"Good I was hoping you could stay and help Santana clean up. She didn't want to pay the party company to clean up so we have to." Brittany pouts.
Since no one can say no to Brittany's pout they all agree to help and end up outside with Santana to make the house look like a house again.
"I see Britt roped you all into helping me." Santana says.
"Well if you weren't so cheap you wouldn't have to do this and neither would we." Quinn quips back.
"Hey I wasn't going to pay some guys ten grand to do something that I can easily do." Santana huffs.
Puck elbows Finn and nods his head.
"Fuck," Finn whispers. "Hey Santana we were wondering how much did you spend on this party?" he asks moving back expecting to be yelled at.
"We got a deal because the party store owner likes the way Britt and I won the Amazing Race." Santana says smiling, proud of herself. "It only cost half a million dollars."
The gleeks all stare at her with their mouths wide open.
"What my girls get what they want." Santana says.
"Sanny I need your help." Brittany shouts.
Santana being whipped runs to see what her wife needs help with.
"I can't believe she'd spend that much." Rachel says.
"My whole wardrobe didn't even cost that much." Kurt says.
"This is Santana though." Puck says.
"And she'll do anything for Britt." Quinn says.
They all stare over at the couple who have stopped cleaning up and are making out.
"STOP STARING AT US FREAKS!" Santana shouts causing them all to quickly go back to cleaning up terrified of what that Latina might do to them if they don't.
"Sanny be nice."
