A/N: First fanfic… so go easy on me _

Anyway, this is going to be an Shizuo fanfic with a little Shizaya but no lemon… But if you want, I can write you lemon as well. I've tried already, and I don't feel ashamed or embarrassed like some writers.

It was a really boring and relaxing day for Shizuo Heiwajima. He strolled the parks, intimidated people, got mad. It was just another normal day. But something was missing from this normal day, and his name was Izaya Orihara. In fact, Shizuo hasn't seen the flea since a week ago. He was glad not to see his face, but was somewhat a bit lonely inside as well.

'Maybe a talk with Celty wouldn't be bad. She's usually here at this time, so she'll probably arrive any minute now.'

Shizuo's POV:

I check my watch, which said it was 5pm. I was waiting for Celty, for what seemed to be an hour now. It was probably the longest hour I had experienced in my whole life. It was absolutely boring. First a guy confessed to this girl, and they had all the attention for maybe thirty minutes. Then some thugs decided to play around and terrorize people for maybe another thirty minutes. I wasted one minute on throwing them of the park. And now, it feels like I'm spending another hour waiting for Celty. I check my watch again, and it said 5:05pm. I crushed it and blew all the bits in the air. It was mocking me.

After those horrendous five minute's which seemed like hours, I finally heard the horse-like sound of Celty's engine. I went over to the sound to greet her, and took a cigarette as I walked.

"Hello, Celty." I said. She typed [Hello Shizuo] on her PDA. She didn't talk much, and it was usually me who did the talking, and me who'll do the talking again today. But I was wrong. She was actually very happy and I had a feeling she wanted to talk about something.

She starts typing again.

[I went on my first date yesterday with Shinra! It was really fun, but Shinra kept on embarrassing himself!] Is what she flashed on my face. She starts typing on her PDA again.

[We had lunch on the rooftop, watched T.V. home, and went around on my horse! Then we grabbed some dinner at Simon's store and had a romantic evening walk at this park!] She starts to put her hands on her face. It looked as if she was trying to hide her blushing face, if she had one. But I wasn't expecting what was coming next.

[And after that, we went back home and he stripped off my clothes and we had s-] At that moment, I pushed away her PDA. I almost swallowed my cigarette.

"I don't need all of the details, Celty." I said, as I tried to avoid looking at her because the topic of sex was too… embarrassing.

Then I heard it. I heard the voice that I didn't want to hear, but wanted to hear at the same time.

"Eh~ So is Shizu-chan embarrassed about sex~?" It was him. It was Izaya. It was like he read my mind. My now calm mind had just gone…. IZAYAAAAA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

"IZAYAAAAAA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" I started to scream out my mind. This always happened whenever I saw Izaya. All my thoughts just turn to rage, then scream out all those raging thoughts. No matter how wrong it may sound.

I grabbed the stop sign right next to me, and tried to swat the flea. How could he have known? Or did he already know? How did he know that… sex makes me feel really weird?

"Sex." I froze when he said that word. Yes. Sex creeps me out to the max. Something no one would have expected.

"I know Shizu-chan's secret~!" Now I'm filled with anger again, and ready to spear him with this sign post.

"Sex." Then I froze up again. The brunette finally got a hold of my one secret. Now I'll never be able to kill him.

I watched him repeat every word. He said it so many times, I was about to topple over. And A lot of people were watching us. Then he started to run. He ran as far from me as he could, and after a few minutes of cooling down, I decided to chase him.

"Hey, Shizu-chan! What are you going to do now? I now know your big secret!" He was mocking me. I couldn't take it anymore.

I finally cornered the man. I noticed my surroundings, and we were in an elevator. I didn't notice that I followed him all the way back to his building. Izaya just looked at me. He stared straight into my eyes. He was giving me the creeps. I was about to strangle him then and there, but he said 'that' word again, and I froze. Now we arrived to his floor, and I followed him to his office. Okay, he dragged me because it just felt too creepy that I couldn't move.

He let me sit on his couch, and his seemingly hot secretary served me some coffee. He then sits on the chair in front of me.

"So, Shizu-chan, what is it that you don't like about 'that' word?" He emphasized on the 'that'.

I couldn't answer. I just looked down on my coffee. He then stands up from his chair, and sits right next to me. He was leaning over me already, and whispered 'that' word to my ears. My face was flushing now. I actually got the feeling he was trying to seduce me. Seduce…. Ugh…. Another creepy word…

"Neh~ Shizu-chan~ You don't look so good. Why don't you lie down first?" Well, it was a pretty good idea, but thoughts started running through my head of what he could possibly do to me if I lay down.

"N-n-no thanks…" I could barely speak. This was bad. Izaya just… conquered me.

"Mmm~ Shizu-chan~ Maybe you want to 'play' a little game to get your head cooled down?" he emphasized on the 'game'. Damn… He was torturing me. What's worse, he wrapped his arms around me.

"Oh, you feel really fit, Shizu-chan~!" He started to caress my abdomen. He look at his eyes, and they were filled with lust. I just couldn't take it anymore. I needed to get out of here, and fast.

"Oh, Shizu-chan, you seem to have a nice ass as well." Oh no. His hands started to creep in my pants. I was now being molested by Orihara Izaya. How unfortunate of me. That is, till he started to squeeze it.

"I-izaya…. S-stop…." Was I enjoying this? Did I just moan his name? And… Why did it feel like… I was liking it?

"Shizu-chan… It sounds so sexy when you moan my name like that." He takes his hands off me. A sense of relief flushed in, but I had a feeling I wanted more.

"You want some more? By the expression in your face, you look like you do." My expression? Oh no. My eyes were closed, and my faced had an enjoyed look. But he was just mocking me. I know he was, because of what he said after.

"Too bad, Shizu-chan. But this body is only for the worthy, and you're not worthy of me." I felt a sense of rejection. I was just violated in so many ways, and rejected by the man who did those to me. Orihara Izaya really is a demon. I just… can't believe that he'd do that to see my reactions…

"I guess I could love all humans, after all." He took my hand, and led me out the door.

"You know, I don't like to rush things. Maybe we should wait." Is what he said. He then locks his lips to mine.

"Goodnight, Shizu-chan~!" Were the last words he told me before closing his door. I was just frozen, standing outside his door. Orihara Izaya…. Just…. Kissed me….

As I left the building, I looked up at one of the windows, and saw Izaya send me a flying kiss. I shivered, then headed back to Ikebukuro.

A/N: Soooo, was it good? Please review :3

Okay, I know it was a little out of character, but I'm doing this based on Shizuo being creeped out about sex. So, this is just one of the possibilities if he were.