"That's it, I'm going to tell him! I don't care what anyone thinks!" Sanji thought. He got up and walked down the hall of the Thousand Sunny. Just as he lifted his hand to knock on his door to his bedroom, he heard a giggle. Nami-san? no. Robin-chan? Nuh uh. Its...a girl, for sure. He knocked on the door twice. "Agh, shit, uhhh, hide in the closet, hold on." Sanji heard Zoro whispering and knocking down things in his room. After what seemed like an hour, Zoro peeped his head out before he opened the door all the way. "Eh? What do you want?"

"Who's in there?" Sanji asked. "Uhm. No one....?" "Nonono, I heard a giggle, it didn't sound like you"
"There's......no one here though." "Okay then"
"What do you want"
"Nothing, nevermind."

Just then, he noticed a red spot on the swordsman's neck. *Gasp!* A hickey?

Sanji charged into Zoro's room and opened the closet to find Tashigi in nothing but her bra and panties.
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"FUCKIN LITTLE SKANK"
Sanji threw Tashigi into a volcano,
and Zoro and Sanji lived happily ever after.

THE END.