DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Twilight Series! It is the property of the fantastic Stephanie Meyer. Don't lawyers have enough to do with their time than to hound poor innocent fan fiction writers?
Carlisle's Girlfriend
Esme's POV
Oh. My. Freaking'. God. How could Carlisle not tell me that he has a freaking kid! I think that I am going to faint! Breathe, Breathe!
"Er, Esme, you can't faint and technically you don't need to breathe." Edward said quietly.
MIND RAPE! MIND RAPE!
Ha! Edward Anthony Cullen, Do not try to tell me what I can and can't do! I will faint if I freaking want to faint! Carlisle is being a real so and so!
"So and So, Esme? Is that really the best you can do?" Edward said after a moment.
Before I could respond, Bella added. "Even I can come up with something better than that!"
"EDWARD! YOU ARE TELLING BELLA MY THOUGHTS ON THIS GODFORSAKEN SITUATION! IS NOTHING SACRED?"
Carlisle and the woman and my 'children' all looked at me shocked.
OH MY GOD! I ACTUALLY SAID THAT OUT LOUD! I'M GOING TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT! If that were even possible. The way they looked at me made me wonder: Exactly how much of my thoughts had I thought out loud?
They were all looking at me expectantly. Carlisle though, was mouthing the word's 'So and so' over and over again while looking thoughtful. The woman looked smug and all my other 'children' still looked uneasy and shocked. Not only that I had said a number of my personal thoughts out loud, but they had also heard Edward's replies to the thoughts. I have four words to describe this... situation:
I am royally screwed.
