"You invited Harley Quinn to the brother hood! ARE YOU NUTS!" Pietro screamed at his sister Wanda
She rolled her eyes and took a peek outside, "Be nice," Wanda hissed, "she's here."
"THAT LUNATIC CAN'T EVEN PLAY NICE! She's worse than the joker!" Pietro replied as he was on his way to the back door
Wanda suddenly heard foot steps and saw Toad, Fred, and Lance walking their way downstairs with their suitcases, "And where the hell are you guys going?" she asked
"We ain't staying here with that freak!" Fred yelled
Wanda rolled her eyes, "You guys are pathetic! She's not even a mutant and you're scared?"
"She keeps hyenas as her pets and I'm not planning on being near them." Toad replied hopping to the back door
"Yeah, she'll turn this place into a clown house before you know it Wanda." Pietro said as he finally opened the back door, "You sure you're not coming with us?"
"Go ahead and run," she spat and turned to face Lance, "And what's your excuse?"
"Kitty might get the wrong idea of me living with two chicks." He replied
"You know what? I change my mind." Wanda finally said
"You're going to kick her out of the Brother Hood?" Pietro asked with hope
"NO. I'LL MAKE SURE ALL OF YOU WILL STAY." Wanda demanded as she locked the back door including all the windows with her powers.
The doorbell suddenly rang.
"NO!" The boys cried in agony
Fred tried breaking the door but it only caused him to get electrified.
"WANDA, honey, baby, PLEASE." Toad begged, but he was zapped by her powers.
Wanda suddenly felt the house shake, "IF YOU DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR I SWEAR TO YOU I WILL ROCK THIS HOUSE!" Lance warned
"Oh, I'd like to see you try." She replied with a smirk
Fred suddenly finds a can rolling down from the stairs. He picked it up and saw a picture of a clown. There was a note attached to it that said open.
"What is this?" he asked himself as he started to open the can
Pietro noticed the picture of the clown, "Wait a minute…. FRED, NO!"
The can suddenly exploded, causing laughing gas everywhere. Everyone coughed and tried their best not to suck in the gas. However, Wanda felt a gas mask over her head.
"Harley?" Wanda asked in disbelief
"Knock, Knock B hoody," Harley greeted with her usual accent, "say hello to your new roommate Harley Quinn!"
Toad, Fred, Lance, and Pietro tried to reply back but were having difficulties not to laugh from the gas.
"Ha-ha… you…. ha-ha-ha-ha, little….. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha…" Pietro said, rolling on the floor laughing.
"We'll get you…. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha…. We'll get you for this…. Ha-ha-ha-ha…" Lance cried trying his best to stand…
"What did you do!" Wanda exclaimed
"Just a little laughing gas so they could loosen up a bit." Harley replied skipping toward Lance and pushing him down with one finger.
"Ha-ha-ha-ha… OW… Ha-ha-ha-ha…" Lance laughed even harder
"Boy! Do you live in luxury." She said with enthusiastic
Wanda felt scared as she looked down over at her brother who couldn't stop laughing.
"Will they ever stop?" Wanda asked
"Calm down Wandy, it'll wear-off in a couple of minutes…" she replied twirling her blonde ponytail, "So who am I sharing a room with?"
"The name's Wanda," she replied with an irritated voice, "and you'll be sleeping in your own room."
"YAY," She squealed and hugged Wanda, "Thanks Wandy, and I thought I'd be sharing rooms with those yahoo's." she said pointing over the guys.
Fred was the first one to stop laughing, "That felt refreshing…"
"Speak for yourself! I just wet my pants!" Toad yelled
"Aww…. Looks like little T needs a diaper change." Harley teased.
The house shook once again. Lance grabbed Harley by the wrist and pushed her against the wall.
"I'll rock you so hard, I'll make that smiley face of yours turn upside down!"
"How naughty of ya rocker boy…." she smacked him with her chicken purse, "but I'm taken!"
"Ow!" He cried feeling his cheeks.
"God you're pathetic" Wanda sighed
"What? It felt like she had rocks in that bag!" he wailed
"Bricks actually," she corrected him throwing the chicken purse away.
"Mista J is the only man in my heart! Even though he's a psycho," She said grimly at the last phrase, "he is the sweetest man I have ever met," her eye lashes flashing, "he will always be my puddin," her mind going through a day dream.
She imagined herself and puddin running by the beach. They were heading toward each other with their arms wide spread. Pietro suddenly runs in the way knocking the Joker to the water
"Ow!" The Joker yelled in surprise
"Hello? Miss Lunatic?" Pietro called out waving his hands around
"Huh?" Harley said waking up from the sudden dream, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Touchy! Touchy!" he teased, "Now anyways, if you're madly in love with him why aren't you living over there with him?"
"Simple," she sat down with her legs crossed "I killed him."
"WHAT?" the boys said with their eyes wide
"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha… Sucka," she winked "Fooled ya, didn't I?"
"Oh ha-ha-ha… very funny…" Lance said as he rolled his eyes
"You know… I liked you better with the laughing gas," she said as she pulled out another can, "Why don't I change the atmosphere a little bit, huh?"
Pietro grabbed the laughing gas away from Harley and threw it out the window, "How about Wanda show you to your room."
"HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK ON THIS?" Harley took out a huge handgun and aimed it on Pietro's forehead
Pietro gulped and shut his eyes closed. Unfortunately when she pulled the trigger, a small flag shot out with a sign that says "Bang"
"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha… You should see your face!" she got up from her seat and picked her heavy bag, "Hey big boy, mind giving me a little help?" she asked Fred as she flashed her eye brows.
"Uh," he scratched his mow-hawk hair
"Oh! Oh! I'll do it!" Toad called out as he hopped toward her, "I'll take it from here, sweet cakes." He winked and held her bag.
She smirked and gave Toad the bag. As soon as he got a hold of it, his weak arms caused the bag and himself to fall flat on the ground.
"Hey, let me do it!" Fred yelled
"No, she said I can do it!" Toad fought back
"Yeah but you're weak!" Fred said pulling the bag
"At least I'm better looking than you!" he shot back
Toad was thrown across the room, but since he was still holding on to the bag, it got ripped, causing all of Harley's stuff falling out.
"HEY! It took me a lot of time to steal those!" Harley yelled as she ran over to her stuff
"You have a bazooka?" Lance asked amazed as he got closer to her weapons
"Mmhmm," she nodded with a huge smile, "puddin got that for me on my 16th birthday."
"No offence, but how old are you now?" Pietro asked suspiciously
"18," she replied, still having her smile on
"YOU DATED THAT 30 YEAR OLD JOKER!" Pietro asked with disbelief
"HEY! Take that back Silva! Mista J may be old but he makes me feel like I'm livin a teenage dream!" she yelled as she stood up in front of him.
"What you gonna do about it?" Pietro asked as he was backed up by Lance
"BABY!" She screamed
"What she doing?" Fred asked
"Probably having Bieber fever," Toad replied
Suddenly, 2 hyenas appeared and started attacking Pietro and Lance.
"Ow! Not the face! Not the face!"
Wanda laughed with amusement and patted Harleys shoulder, "Welcome to the Brother Hood, Harley."
THE BEGINNING
