Desperate housewife
By: bloodysword99
Chapter 1: Pick the wife
"C'mon Bubbles!"
"Sorry Red. No can do."
"Why not!?"
"It's a big responsibility and I mean really BIG."
It was such a wonderful morning until Moses Sandor and Norma Beatty started arguing in front of the bandit's camp again. A certain researcher always had time to run over there to stop all the squabbles. Even from a far distance, he can hear them. However, this argument is different…
"What is it this time you two?" Will ran up to them.
"Teach! Talk some sense into Red!" Norma yelled.
"Norma, Do you want people to complain again?" the researcher asked.
"But Teach! Reds' asking me to be his wife!"
"What!?" Will had no second thoughts of giving him a few...Well a lot of hits on his head.
"Moses, what are you thinking!?"
-Bonk!-
"Are you really that stupid!?"
-Bonk!-
"There's a lot of time to think about that in a right age!"
-Bonk!-
-Bonk!-
-Bonk!-
"Will stop that! It's not even real!" Moses held his head feeling dizzy.
"Explain?" The researcher asked.
"Well, My folks are comin' to see me if I'm doin' alright."
"You see Red here needs a wife to show to his parents or else he has to go back home with them…" Norma explained.
"Why don't you just tell them that you don't have a wife yet I'm sure they'll understand?" Will suggested.
"Well, they're understandin' n' all but I just can't stand ta see them worry about me not havin' someone ta take care of me 24/7."
"Red's parents? Understanding? Last time I heard about them, they banished you from your village." The treasure chick has such a laud mouth.
-Bonk!-
"Ow!"
"My folks didn't have a choice. I choose the path of not leavin' Geit. Even though they wanted me ta stay, they put my happiness first before theirs…Now, I just want ta show them I don't regret my choice. I just need a fake wife ta seal the deal…"
The two fell silent thinking of what to say. Should the two help him or appose him?
"Red, Why don't you ask G-girl, C , or Shirl?"
"That's a great Idea, Bubbles! Yahoo!" Moses ran off.
"Norma, what did I say about saying words without thinking? Moses wait!" Will ran after Moses fallowed by Norma.
In front of the hospital
"Sandor, T-this is so sudden…" The drowning knight muttered.
"C'mon C! Do it for Red…" Norma yelled as Will fell silent.
"I'm sorry Norma but that's an offer I can't accept."
Just then, Shirley walked up to them with her innocent smile and her alliance Marine escort.
"Don't even think about it Sandor." Chloe warned.
"I Gotta try." Moses ran up to the Merines, got on his knees, and…
"Shirley, please. Be my wife!"
"W-What!?" The look on Shirley's face was priceless. I think her body froze and her feet were nailed to the ground when she heard the bandit's words.
"What are you talking about Moses?" Senel Coolidge stepped in front of his so-called sister to protect her as usual.
"S-Senel…" The Merines muttered.
"Hold on Senny…You see…"
After an hour
"So that's the story, huh?" Senel said. Norma and the alliance Marine turned to the group and saw them all doing random things.
"Oh my you're all having so much fun…" The team rose up as the clueless babe came morphing in to the scene.
"Hey Red! Why don't you ask G-girl to be your wife? You don't mind, right G-girl?" They all turned to Grune and soon sweet dropped for she said…
"That sounds like fun."
"Problem solved, right Sandor?" Chloe asked. The bandit examined her and…
"As much as I want ta, I can't pick you, Grune…"
"That's all right, Moses." The clueless babe took that well.
"Why not?" Will asked.
"She's sexy n' all but she's not da wife type…"
The team examined Grune. He had a good point. As they all judge her, they all thought she was ok but when she stuffed her hand in her urn…Well…
"Oh my hand is stuck…" Well, you can say they made their judgment with a sweet drop.
"Besides, my folks don't like the sexy types. They like the simple, smart, short, strong, independent, kiddy lookin', cute and most importantly a gal that can take care of me…" Moses explained.
"Oh and they also believe that 'opposite attracts'" He continued.
"So we're looking for a girl with all those qualities…" Will pondered.
"An opposite of Sandor…" Chloe muttered.
"If she's the opposite of Moses that means she has brain." Senel said.
"Someone who is cautious in everything she does…" Shirley spoke.
"Someone with no sense of humor…" Norma added.
"Thinking…Thinking…Thinking…" Grune spoke with joy.
Then all of a sudden, they had the same answer in their heads. Their just not sure if that person would accept the offer……Well…
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" The ninja yelled rapid fire.
It was quit in the Oresuren village until Jay the unseen started to yell about something. As Jay stumped around in the scallop brother's living room just hearing the offer, the team tried to convince him.
"C'mon JJ! It's a once in a life time offer." Norma grinned.
"I happily decline!" Jay yelled.
"I'm not saying I support this but Moses really needs this…" Will said.
"I wouldn't be caught died being that stupid bandit's wife!"
"Sandor is desperate." Chloe tried but failed. Jay glared at all of them especially the stupid bandit as he went up to his room.
"Wait Jay!" Shirley called. He stopped for a moment to listen to their one last hope of convincing him, Senel. Well, there's Grune and Moses but the bandit seemed a little disappointed since he knew this would be Jay's answer and well Grune is…Grune…
"Just think about it…" Senel said. Jay paused for a while and thought. Then, he coldly said…
"No." He proceeded up as planned. The team was disappointed especially Moses.
"Oh Well. Good-bye, Moses. We can have a picnic sometime on the mainland." Grune waved at the bandit, which caught the ninja's attention.
"What are you talking about?" Jay asked.
"Reds' gonna go back to the mainland with his parents if he doesn't show a wife to them…" Norma answered.
The ninja fell silent a few moments as he gazed upon the bandit. He suddenly felt so angry clinching his fist.
"Moses. May I talk with you alone…" Jay said as he proceeded up stairs.
I wonder what they'll talk about?
Ok! Sorry for the mix up! I accidentally deleted the 1st chap. So I had to rewrite it again! Oh! And Sorry for any wrong grammar!
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