Glace: hey ppl this my first story so drop bust my chops

Ino: don't worry I'll be here to support you

Glace: you're too nice to me Ino

Deidara: yes she is *punches me in the arm*

Glace: ow you bastard

Deidara: stop being a wimp

Glace: I'm gonna get you later

Deidara: HA! You wish

Glace: UGH! JUST DO THE DISCLAMER ALREADY YOUR IRKING ME!

Ino: I'm doing it too

Glace: ugh fine T_T

Ino & Deidara: glace doesn't own anything regarding naruto


Ino's akasuki life

"Sigh… why did sasori no Dana have to yell at me" Deidara said to no one in particular. "Well I know I blew up his arm but UGH!" the blonde male yelled falling on his ass. "Ow damn tree" he grumbled. He looks up and realizes that he was lost. "AHHHHHH IM LOST!" he screamed running around like an idiot. "SOMEONE HELP ME"he starts running deeper and deeper into the forest until he comes to a screeching halt. The comes to a clear blue lake and then decides "maybe I'll go for a swim"

Meanwhile….

"Aww come back utau-chan!" an idiotic looking blonde yelled chasing after the butterfly. After 3 hours of chasing, she stops and realizes, "I'm lost?" She chocked her head to the side and starts to think, 'maybe I'll make a signal fire but smoky the bear said not too'. She gave a defeated sigh and walked deep into the forest (well deeper anyway). When she came across a lake, she beamed and thought 'maybe the water fairies will help me' and she ran over to the lake. When she got close she started bowing and chanting" oh great water fairies come to my aid and save me!"

She looked in the water and just saw her reflection.

"I didn't know I was that manly looking", the reflection then jumped out the water. She let out a loud gasp, "OMG! My manly reflection came to life!"

"STFU, I'm not your damn reflection you stupid bimbo" Deidara hissed.

"Oh….. Than are you a water fairy" she said beaming

Deidara sighed and thought, 'now I know how sasori no Dana feels', "no."

"Ok then." Ino said digging into her bag. She then pulled out a red baseball cap and put it on her head.

"What the hell is that?"

"It's my thinking cap"

Deidara then face palmed himself and yelled, "ARE YOU SERIOUS!"

Ino didn't even hear him she was too lost in thought. She thought long and hard actually it was only 20 seconds. She then snapped her fingers indicating she had the answer.

"If you're not my reflection or a water fairy than you're my twin, and we were meant to rule a magical kingdom together." She said smiling.

Deidara than pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "You watched twitches didn't you"

"Yup both movies"

Deidara than sighed again and thought 'who watches Disney channel anymore' and then he looked up with a really annoyed face and plainly said "no". Than Ino backed up and took a fighting stance.

"Then you the evil me and your trying to destroy me so you can pose as me and take over this universe!" she yelled with a serious face. "Now prepare to face…." Ino then started spinning until there was a burst of light. The light was so bright Deidara had to shield his eyes. When the light faded Ino was standing in front of him with a wonder woman outfit on.

"Wonder Ino and her lasso made of used horse hair" she shouted making a heroic pose. Deidara just collapsed on the floor and then shouted into the sky, "HELP ME, SASORI NO DANA!"

Elsewhere…

Sasori looked up and then turned towards the other members, "hey did you hear that…"

Pain than turned around and said, "Yea I heard it, it's the sound of you SHUTTING UP!" he shouted looking back towards the horizon.

A neutral face konan than looked at pain, "hey why are we on a cliff anyway?"

"BECAUSE IT LOOKS COOL KONAN!" pain shouted at the top of his lungs

"OMG JUST SHUT UP IM TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE OVER HERE!" everyone than turned to look at an angry hidan. He then turned away and whispered, "god people have no consideration these days". His partner kakazu than walked over and said in his usual calm voice, "you know you're not gonna die".

"I AM GONNA DIE THIS TIME JUST YOU WATCH YOU DAMN OJIJII" hidan shouted.

"Twenty bucks says you don't"

"Well I'm not gonna pay cause I'm gonna be dead" he then jumped off the cliff and then there was a splat sound. Kakazu then walked all the way down to the base of the cliff. Once at the bottom, he walked over to hidan's body and said "are you dead yet?" there was a long pause than hidan spoke,

"Just give me 20 more minute and I swear I'll be dead". Kakazu let out a sigh and went back up to the top.

At the top of the cliff….

"Hey hidan just jumped off the cliff what should we do." Itachi said

"WHO CARES ABOUT HIM, tobi's a good boy" tobi exclaimed

"DAMMIT I GOT DIRT ON MY MY LITTLE PONY SNEAKERS!" kisame yelled

Both tobi and Itachi both turned around and gave kisame a crazy look. (AN: they're having a convo and I'm gonna put their first initial so you can know who's who)

I: "why the hell did you even buy those anyway?"

T: "yea those are so gay"

K: "THEY ARE NOT GAY, AND THESE ARE LIMITED ADDITIONS!"

T: "they're still gay"

I: "I agree"

K: "I CAN WEAR WHATEVER I WANT ON MY FEET!"

I & T: "but…"

K: "NO BUTS!" Kisame walks away

T: "faggot…"

(Convo over)

Pain turns around and stretches, "well that's enough searching for today, lets home." Konan than turns and says "but all we did was look off at the horizon". Pain then turns with an angry look on his face, "WELL THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH, IF DEIDARA WANTS TO COME HOME HE CAN FIND HIS OWN WAY!" pain than starts walking home, and the other start to follow suit.

Back to Ino and Deidara….

About 20 minutes after transforming, Ino struggles to catch Deidara with the lasso, (who am I kidding she was so bad she couldn't even rope air). Deidara just gave a sigh and said "it's getting dark we should start heading home…"

"No not until I defeat you!" Ino said trying to catch him with the lasso.

*sweat drop* Deidara face palmed himself softly and started thinking, "I want to leave but, when I get back sasori would kill me…." Deidara sighed a defeated sigh.

"You don't want to go home because of this sasori person?" Ino spoke suddenly.

Deidara looked up with a shocked face and thought 'did she just read my mind'.

"Yea I did my tiara lets me read minds" she said cheerfully. "Well if you don't want to go back how bout we switch places"

"Come again?"

"Let's switch places if you be me, I'll be you"

Deidara thought long and hard, actually he couldn't believe he was thinking about it. "Fine let's switch"


Glace: well hope you enjoyed it

Ino: I did, I did

Glace: well how'd you like it Deidara

Deidara: can't complain

Glace: well enjoy that attitude while u can

Deidara: what you say

Glace: nothing

Ino: minaa plz read and review, ways to improve glace's writing skills thnx