Hogwarts discovers Myspace

Disclaimer: I own nothing blah blah blah…

Chapter One: Harry Potter

Display name? Hmmm… Oh of course!

'Harry Potter'

Headline: Hello. Yes that's genius!

About me… What about me?

About Me: I'm Harry Potter, I'm 16 years old. I am enjoying my sixth year of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. My favorite pastimes include: Saving the wizarding world repeatedly, attempting to overachieve, and playing quidditch. I was the youngest seeker in a decade did you know? I just adore my owl Hedwig. She's the greatest. And my broom… I like that too. It's nice. It's still shiny, even though I always play my hardest, of course. No one would expect anything less. I have a lot of friends. Because who doesn't love a hero? Except for those horrid Slytherins. They're the worst…

I'd Like to Meet: I would like to meet Godric Gryffindor. He seems like a pretty cool guy, wouldn't you say? And this JK Rowling person. She created me; can't I at least meet her? I'd also like to meet my parents… Yes, that's right, they're dead. :'(

Heroes: James Potter. I wish to be just like him. He was amazing. And Albus Dumbledore. He knows everything. My other hero is Sirius Black, the second best character in the series, before he died :'(. Wait, series? What series? Is that crazy fanfiction writer adding in her own opinion again? She knows how I feel about that!

Marital Status: Single

I am here for: Friends

Sexual Orientation: Well, Ron did look magnificent in his new jumper… WHAT?! No he didn't! I swear noliolio, if you don't stop that! Straight

Body Type: Body Builder. Pssh. Yeah right… I am! I'm a seeker! Stop arguing! This is MY Myspace noliolio, remember?!

Occupation: Saving the wizarding world. Over. And over. And over.

Income: 250,000 and higher.

Now I'm off to request some friends…

Search: Ron Weasley

Results 1 – 10 of 154,364

Wow. How many Myspaces could Ron make? Certainly not this many. Imposters!

Harry went back to his main page and clicked "New Friend Requests"

Roonil Wazlib. Accept.

Hermione Granger. Accept.

Slytherin Prince. Draco Malfoy?! Requesting me?! Oh fine then… Accept.

Ginevra Darling [hates Divination]. Accept.

Severus Snape. Snape has a Myspace?! Ew! Accept.

The Headmaster of Hogwarts. Heh… Dumbledore… Accept.

Rita Skeeter, the One and Only. DENY.

The Terrible Twin. Accept.

The even MORE terrible twin. Accept.

This is FUN!

A/N- YAY! I hoped you liked it. =D I think I'm going to keep this going. Review and tell me what you think. Please and thank you! =D
-Noli