Hi, i'm sorry you guys that this took so long, I had it written down a long time ago, but i just couldn't decide witch section I wanted to put it in! So finally I got smart and thought, well, i guess majority rules! Thanks for your opinions, guys! So here goes!

Btw, is fakely a word?


Chapter 1: Welcome, Baudelaires!

"Your father and I have an announcement to make." Helen Parr said one day. "we're adopting some kids!"

"We are?" Bob said, confused.

"Just play along." Helen whispered, "Besides, don't you remember?"

"Oh, right, we are!" Bob said, very fakely.

"BOOOO!" Dash said.

"Yay." Violet said not looking so enthusiastic.

"Galoopa!" Jack-Jack said, clapping his hands together.

"Don't you want some more siblings?" Helen asked. "Besides, there's something special about the eldest girl."

"What?" Violet asked.

"You'll see, when they get here in HOLY CRAP, we have 5 minutes!"

"Don't worry," Dash said evily, "I know EXACTLY what I"m gonna say. Hello, I'm Dash, this is Mom and Dad, and this is my baby brother Jack-Jack! Welcome! OH, by the way, this is my idiotic sister Violet. Please forgive her, she has mental disabilities."

"Twerp!" Violet mumbled.

"Dashiell Robert Parr," Helen started, "If you say that-"

DING-DONG! The doorbell rang. Helen ran to the door, but Dash beat her to it (no, DUH).

"Hello, I'm Dash, this is Mom and Dad, and this is my baby brother Jack-Jack! Welcome! OH, by the way, this is my idiotic sister Violet. Please forgive her, she has mental disabilities." He said this all very quickly.

Helen glared at him then smiled at the Baudelaires.

"Hello. I'm Helen Parr, you can call me Helen. This is my husband Bob, my daughter Violet, my son Jack-Jack and my, er ENTHUSIASTIC son Dash. Welcome!" She gave Dash a "we're gonna talk about this later young man" look.

Now looking at her three new children, she saw three thin, not so well fed children who seemed to have forgotten how to smile. They all had a sort of sad looking face, especially the eldest girl.

"Hello Mrs. Parr-"

"Helen."

"Helen. Thank you for adopting us. My name is Violet-"

"Wait, what?" Violet Parr asked.

"My name is Violet, and I don't think you're mentally disabled. You don't act mentally disabled."

"Ya, cause I'm not. Don't listen to anything that little doornob says."

"HEY!"

"Anyways, your name is Violet too?"

"Yes."

"Cool! My name's Violet as well, but you can call me Vi!"

"Okay! As I was saying, my name is Violet, and this is my brother Klaus and my sister Sunny."

"Hello." said Klaus.

"Ga!" said Sunny.

"She hasn't really learned to talk yet." Violet explained. "But she means to say 'Hello'!"

"Jack-Jack hasn't learned to talk yet either." Helen said and smiled, and Violet felt a hapiness she hadn't felt for a long, long time."

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"...so Count Olaf has been following us for quite a while. I wouldn't be surprised if you wanted us to leave right now." Violet finished.

"We wouldn't do that, dear." Helen said and stretched her arm across the room to pat VIolet on the shoulder.

She looked scared and moved back. "Whoa! Is there something you haven't told us?"

Helen sighed. "We're supers."

"You are?"

"Yes. I can stretch, Bob has super strength..." and she proceeded to tell the Baudelaires each of their superpowers.

"Wow."

"Intresting."

"Leka!"

Everyone laughed.

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Violet soon became good friends with Vi, and Sunny and Jack-Jack seemed to be doing well too. Perhaps it was because of the three year age difference, but Klaus and Dash were having trouble.

Besides at meals, and at night (because they had to share a room), when Klaus walked in, Dash walked out. Klaus, feeling hurt, would feel very lonely at times because there was no big sister to talk to instead.

But one day all that changed.

All the kids (except Sunny and Jack-Jack) walked to school together. Well, actually Violet and Vi walked to school together and Klaus and Dash walked one meter away from each other.

One morning, Dash and Klaus ran into Josh, the biggest bully in the school.

"Watch it, kid!" Josh said and gave Dash a rough push. Then, he advanced, getting ready to beat up his prey.

"Hello Mr. Mulish!" Klaus suddenly yelled.

This was what bullies were most afraid of. But Mr. Mulish wasn't really there.

"I'll get you next time, Parr." Josh mumbled and left with the rest of his gang.

"Thanks, big bro." Dash mumbled, from that day on, Dash and Klaus were more than just siblings: they were friends.


Yes, I know, that was a really, really, REALLY lame way to end that! But I'm really sorry, I promise (and hope) this will be a good story! Please Read and Review!