The Adventures of Ken Chapter 1 Part 1: "Hi! I'm Ken!"

Ken is a little purple midget alien. And he is very annoying.

Ken: "Hi! I'm Ken! I have an oven in my pants."

Edward: (a little grossed out) "okaaay…"

Ken: "hehehehahahaHAHAHAhahahahahahhehe"

Ken: (runs around in circles screeching his annoying laugh of doom)

Edward: (backs away s-l-o-w-l-y)

To be continued…

ok, it's my first sad and sorry attempt to post a story on flames are graciously accepted with reasnobale cause and/or because it ticked you off. thank you for your attention. and thank you for the breakfast muffin. :)