Sonic, speeding down the street, sees a tv in the window. Sonic says"Wow, a tv. I'll destroy it so I can get a powerup." Sonic destroys the tv. Nothing happens. "What? Is it broken? Well, it's broken now…"

Sonic sees a Best Buys. "Wow, there are televisions everywhere in that place." Sonic destroys all of the tvs."Well, that didn't work." Suddenly, a police officer interrupts Sonic's fun. "Sir, Do you know what you just did?" "You mean run around the city with no pants. Look, the rule is this… no penis, no problem." "You owe this store $100,000 for destroying all of their tvs."

Sonic freaks out but then realizes something. "Oh, I have money, but do you accept rings?" Sonic shows the officer some rings. "Wait, you're the same guy that stole golden rings from that Zales jewelry store!" "I'm just a disaster, aren't I?"

Sonic runs away "You're too slow!"