-Disclaimer-

"I do not own~" *Gets cut off by the telephone*

::ring, ring:: ::ring, ring::

^-^' "Oh, no! It's my lawyer! I better say this quick before he gets mad!"

"Um! I- I."

::ring, ring::

"I DO NOT OWN YU YU HAKUSHO!" *phone stops ringing*

"For a second I thought that I was going DOWNTOWN." ::knock, knock:: *I open door*

*a mob of angry lawyers stand with bats in their hands!*__"You're coming with us; we're taking you DOWNTOWN!"

^-^' "Sure, hang on; I need to get something"__*I slam the door shut, take a deep breath, then start locking all twenty-five locks

"Anywho, I think we should get started with the story before it's too late. This is my first fic. So it may be a little sloppy. Feel free to flame me!"

*someone in the audience takes out a flamethrower*

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

(A/N: I fixed my story 'cuz the last one was really corny. Hope you like it!)

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Ch. 1 EASY BAKE COOKIES

Everyone gathers to Kurama's house to met his new friend, me! Kymara.

*Kurama thinking: Don't worry! If anyone asks I have never met her!*

Kymara: Well Anywho, I came over to PLAY and I'm going to make COOKIES! *laughs uncontrollably* HA HA HA HAAA HA HA HA HAAA HA HA HA HAAA .

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=five hours later=

HA HA HA HAAA HA HA HA HAAA HA HA HA HAAA HA HA HA HAAA HA HA HA!

*takes a deep breath* WEEE! That was fun!

*everyone waits impatiently* WHERE ARE THOSE COOKIES!

Kymara: Oh yeah! I'll go make them! What kind of cookies do you all want?

*all at once blurt out their favorite kind of cookie*

Kurama: white chocolate

Botan: sugar

Hiei: M and M's

Yukina: Oatmeal

Yusuke: Chocolate chip

Keiko: Raisin

Shizuru: Almond

*Kymara goes to make the cookies*

::knock, knock::

*Hiei gets the door, peaks out then closes it fast*

Botan: who was it?

Hiei: no one, just another stupid salesman.

Kuwabara (on the outside of the door): Hey, Hiei let me in! I know you guys are in there; don't tell me that you are to eat all the cookies without me. COME ON! Let me in or I'll ~

Hiei: or what? Use your Spirit Sword on me. HA! That's nothing compared to what my Black Dragon Wave can do to you.

*everyone goes upstairs*

* Kuwabara climbs in through an open upstairs window, clumsily*

*Hiei walks toward Kuwabara and blows in his face*

* Kuwabara covers his face with his hands, falls backwards out the window then lands on top of Kurama's garden*

Kurama: OH NO MY FLOWERS!

*everyone stares at him weird*

Kurama: I mean tomatoes! Yeah! OH NO MY TOMATOES!

Shizuru: Quick help me with this! He'll wake up any second!

* Hiei pushes a couch out the window. It falls on Kuwabara and kills him*

Yukina: You killed him *looks shocked* Oh well, I guess I better start arranging everything for his funeral ^-^ Come on Keiko lets go pick out a coffin... Keiko, Keiko!

*Keiko and Yusuke come out of a closet with a sign on the door handle* Ummm. sorry I took so long. I was "busy".

Yukina: Um HELLO, haven't you read the sign, it says five minuets only! You took ten! *grabs Keiko's hand and gives Yusuke an evil look*

*Yukina and Keiko leave*

Yusuke: well that went good

Hiei: yeah real smooth, at least she didn't see that you forgot to zip up your fly or she would have gotten real mad, you know how she is when people get on her girl.

Yusuke: Thanks for reminding me. ^-^'

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=later=

Kurama: *after thinking for a while* HEY wasn't that MY couch you pushed out the window!

Hiei: ^-^' ummmmmmmm.

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*Kymara walks in with a tray full of cookies* Hey everyone I finished baking the~

*everyone attacks the tray*

Kymara: MY COOKIES! ( *shrugs and dives in to join the crowd*

Yusuke: Hey . MUNCH, MUNCH. these . MUNCH, MUNCH. are. MUNCH, MUNCH. actually . MUNCH, MUNCH. good *he says between mouthfuls* *cough* *Yusuke dies*

Botan: Hey, um, what just happened?

Kymara: Yusuke died.

Botan: I know that! But how did he die?

Shizuru: Who cares? All that matters know is who's going to bury his body.

*Everyone stares at Kurama*

Kurama: HELL NO! I'm not going to bury a dead body in my very own backyard!

Kymara: Fine be that way! I guess that we'll just leave him there to rot.

Everyone: Fine with us! *everyone continues to eat cookies*

Botan: Who really killed him?

*Hiei avoids eye contact*

Botan: Hiei come on, I know it was you!

*Hiei thinking: DARN IT HOW'D SHE KNOW!*

Botan: THANK YOU!

*Everyone smiles*

Kymara: How did you kill him?

Hiei: With nothing really, I just poisoned him with some of this poison I found in Kurama's bedroom.

Kurama: THAT WASN'T POISON THAT WAS MY FERTILIZER!

Hiei: You don't mean fertilizer as in~

Kurama: No stupid! PLANT FERTILIZER!

::twitch, twitch::

Kurama: Grrrrrrrrr. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN!

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=later, after everyone finishes arguing about fertilizer, eating the cookies, and bringing Yusuke back to life because he was beginning to rot and smell bad (for those of you that do not know when people are dead for a while they start to smell)=

Botan: Wow! You really know how to make cookies! What's your secret?

Kymara: oh I just get these little cubes and put them in my Easy Bake Oven for about fifteen seconds.

Shizuru: But you were in the kitchen for half an hour.

Yusuke: What have you been doing in there? *he says suspiciously*

Kymara: Um well. DON'T COME IN! *blocks the kitchen door*

*everyone walks closer and closer*

Kymara: ^-^' What are you going to do to me?

*everyone starts tickling Kymara*

Kymara: NOOOO! He he he he. Ha ha ha ha ha. Okay, okay! You can come in.

*Kurama opens door*

Everyone: WOW! CAKE! *start running towards the cake*

Kymara: WAIT!

*everyone freezes*

Kymara: We forgot to sing happy birthday to the birthday boy!

*everyone falls anime style*

Kurama: You remembered my birthday?

Hiei: Wasn't your birthday three months ago?

Kurama: Oh yeah. DARN!

Yusuke: Then if it's not Kurama's birthday who's is it?

Kymara: The birthday boy is-

TIME FREEZE!!!!

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A/N: Ha ha ha. I cliff-hanged you! (*cough* not really. I just got tired of typing, *shush* don't tell any one)

So, what did you think of my first chapter? I brought my fire extinguisher just in case you flame me ^-^.

~LYL~ Kymara