Texts From Unova
Disclaimer: I'll never own.
Cheren: Bianca, how do you brush a Lillipup's fur?
Bianca: I think getting a hairbrush is a start.
Cheren: Was that a joke? Because jokes like that don't translate well into words.
Bianca: I wasn't joking, but do you want to hear one?
Bianca: Okay, what do you say when a fighting type knocks a tree over?
Bianca: TIMBURR!
Bianca: Get it?
Bianca: Cheren? Are you there?
Bianca: Where'd you go?
Bianca: Please don't be mad at me, Hilda told me that one.
Hilda: I'm at home in Nuvema.
Hilbert: Yeah, and?
Hilda: My mom's not home, can you come over?
Hilbert: To do what?
Hilda: Kiss.
Hilda: Rip clothes off.
Hilda: Repeat.
Hilda: Get my drift?
Hilbert: As you know, I'm a hormonal teenager. Therefore, when ever a drift like this comes in my direction, I grab onto said drift for dear life.
Hilda: Is that a yes?
Hilbert: I'll be there in an hour.
Burgh: You're only mad because my paintings look better than anything from your photoshoots.
Elesa: And you're only mad because I can wear heels bigger than your dick.
Lenora: I found a moonstone in the park. I'm taking it.
Lenora: Update, a small child just picked it up.
Lenora: Stupid laws, I can't take it now.
Lenora: Oh wait, they just tripped.
Lenora: I have to be quick.
Hawes: Inform me if you grab it.
Lenora: FREE MOONSTONE!
Skyla: For the last time, I cannot give you a free skydiving trip with my plane.
Clay: Awwww...
Cilan: Cress, I had that expensive bottle of Merlot in the cellar and I went down there to find that said bottle empty. Do you know anything about this?
Cress: No, ask Chili.
Cilan: All right. Where is he?
Cress: Sleeping in the bathtub.
Cilan: What?! For how long?
Cress: Since lunch.
Cilan: AND WHY DID YOU WAIT UNTIL THE AFTERNOON TO INFORM ME THAT OUR MIDDLE BROTHER WAS CURRENTLY PASSED OUT?
Cress: I thought he was taking a nap!
Cilan: Cress, this is why we cannot have nice things.
Elesa: Did you get those photos I sent you?
Skyla: Yeah, so what do you plan to do with these outfits?
Elesa: Just pick the one that says: I'm here to look fabulous, battle, and participate in musicals! And I've been banned from the theatre because I had no idea that cutting that rope would cause set pieces to drop!
Skyla: Fluffy coat.
Elesa: Thank you!
Cheren: Did you teach Bianca how to make puns?
Hilda: Yes, and my student has finally graduated.
Cheren: Why did you do that? I am now trapped in an endless vortex of bad humour. That is the experience of being friends with you.
Hilda: My jokes are cheesy, but they're pretty gouda!
Cheren: Please stop.
Hilda: Hey, what music do Roggenrola despise? Rock 'n Roll, ugh!
Hilda: Hello? Four-eyes?
Hilda: Fine, leave then. I have better things to do.
Hilda: Actually, I don't.
Hilda: Hey, wanna hang out?
Grimsley: Yes! We are banging! I put quotations around the 'grinding' when I said: Level grinding.
Hilbert: I just tackled my twelve year old cousin and pinned him to the floor to brush his hair. I can handle a wild Bouffulant.
Brycen: Who wore it better? Me or Elesa?
Iris: Elesa.
Brycen: You little bitch. I got an entire team of ice types that could take your wimpy dragon types down.
Iris: Lots of dragon types can learn fire moves.
Brycen: Dammit!
Hilda: DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO ME.
Hilbert: Are you trying to sext?
For someone who enjoys E-rated games, I cannot write for children.
