"I've never had an urge to kiss my best friend."

It all started with that one sentence. Technically it started right after they got there, but it was that one sentence that screwed up their lives and made everything wonderful. Of course, the drinking games helped.

"Hey Rox-ass! You're going to Riku's birthday party next week right?"

The blonde sighed and rolled his eyes at the older man.

"Depends. Who's going?"

"Demyx, Zexion, Luxord, Kairi, Namine, Larxene, Sora...Luxord and I have a running bet that Sora gives Riku a blowjob for his birthday"

"Are there any pure thoughts left in your head at all?"

"Probably not..."

The redhead smirked, his eyes narrowing.

"I doubt there's any in yours either Roxy, you've been hanging around me way too much"

"I can assure you, it's for scientific purposes only."

Axel cocked to the side and placed his hands on his hips.

"Oh is that so?"

"Yep. I have to observe a newly discovered gene in redheads that causes them to be exceedingly obnoxious and have child bearing hips."

As Roxas turned he felt someone pull him back against them. In a very. Sexual. Manner. A couple strolling down the sidewalk stared and Axel promptly flipped them off. Roxas sent an apologetic look towards the pair as they scurried away.

"I use the term 'obnoxious' very lightly...Don't you have any morals?"

"Gee Roxy, you never struck me as the homophobic type. I'm wounded."

"Axel....seriously...I'm not homophobic and you aren't even gay."

"Then why am I bothering you?"

"You are invading my personal space. Back off"

Axel let go and raised his hands in the air.

"see? I'm behaving. Besides, I know you wish that was Namine holding you don't ya?"

Roxas stared at him blankly.

"Dude...she's my sister."

"She's HOT"

"You're sick....

"What about Larxene?"

"She's a bitch."

"She's hot."

"She'd kill you if you tried anything with her."

"I dare you to make a move"

"No way. You're crazy"

"She's hot."

"Is that your reason for everything?"

"Hmmm...what about Kairi? Redheads are hot."

"You're hopeless, and biased."

"True...true."

They stood in silence for a moment, Roxas waiting for another smart-ass comment and Axel thinking, actually thinking, about something.

"Roxas, should we order pizza or Chinese tonight?"

....

Roxas laughed as yet another piece of popcorn fell onto the floor instead of into Axel's mouth.

"You have really bad aim."

"Do not..." No retort was needed as a kernel went sailing over the blonde's head. He raised an eyebrow.

"right...remember that time we played darts?"

"Not fair...I told you I'm no good with sharp objects."

"Bowling?"

"Zexy's still complaining about his foot."

"He needed surgery Ax. What about the chemistry accident with Xiggy?"

"If Demyx hadn't distracted me....and that old man's always grumbling about it."

"You threw the chemicals right at his face..."

Axel's face lit up and Roxas groaned.

"Oh don't say it...."

"I blinded him...with science!"

"Honestly Axel...is that the best you can do?"

"Hmm...you're right. I need to get drunk."

...

"ROXAS!!!" Axel whined "I'm still sober!"

"That's because you're drinking Sprite dumbass."

"oh."

...

"Axel what time is it?"

"Two thirty ish.."

"Shit. I should've been home an hour ago....I hope Namine went over to Kairi's house."

"Ya know I always thought she liked that Alice girl better..."

"She doesn't know anyone named that Axel..." he shook his head in wonder "Anyway...It's too late for me to go home now, so I'm staying here and stealing your couch."

"says who?"

"Me." Roxas stretched across the cushions making sure to put his feet in Axel's lap.

"Hey do you mind blondie?"

"Actually no, I'm quite comfortable. Thanks."

Axel took his feet and dragged him off the couch, then proceeded to run away screaming bloody murder.

Roxas chased after him.

"It's three in the morning you IDIOT STOP YELLING!!!"

Roxas slid into the kitchen but Axel wasn't there, so he ran into the bedroom to hide.

As soon as he saw Axel, he jumped out an tackled him to the ground.

"So you've finally come out of the closet eh Roxas?"

"Screw you Axel."

"My, you're blunt aren't ya?"

"Not what I meant dumbass."

Axel grunted as a fist landed on his stomach and Roxas couldn't help but laugh.

Roxas extended his hand and Axel took it, noticing the extra second that their fingers were locked.

....