A/N: Mighty butt monkees!! A story has just hit me! All who worship me can cheer and bow down to my mightiness.

Disclaimer: No I do not own Johnny or any other characters in this story. I don't even own my own life. Sad, huh?

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It was a loverly day in the park. Birds were singing, squirrels were molesting peanut butter (*Maria Chan reference), and Nny was hopping through the flowers.
"It's spring! Oh, hooray it's spring!" sang he.
Then, a mile away, he spotted.her. Devi! Oh, how his little heart popped out of his chest and danced the squiddly, widdly dance. After forcing his heart back in his chest cavity, he ran as fast as he could towards her. (Aww.Nny's in lurv!)
Meanwhile, Devi was surrounded by cute little forest aminals and wearing a blue, red and yellow dress. (Scaring you, huh?) Hearing Nny call out her name, she stood up.
"Could it be? The one, just for me? Oh my hero!!" She tore most of her skirt off and ran to him. (Get those thoughts out of your head) Running through the field of roses, she flung herself on him.
"I lurv you, Nny!" and she squeezed him till he turned blue. "Gasp! You turned blue! That's my favorite color! Me so lurvs you!" She let him go and he became his normal color.
"I love you, too," he wheezed and stared into her purdy green eyes. It went on for the next three hours.
Then, gasp! They were in a house! In the.dun.dun.DUUN!! Bedroom! Which means, bedroom scene!
Over on the walls are some loverly yellow wallpaper with some white daisies on it, then the bed has a great orange comforter on it and an array of flower shaped pillows, and on that dresser is.. gasp! Mighty God, no!! It's a clown!! And since the author is Coulrophobic (afraid of clowns), I will no longer be doing the bedroom scene. Guuh.. the clown. Anyways, two years later, Devi and Nny have little kiddies of their own, and things have changed quite a bit. Devi is now weighs over 300 lbs and wears curlers in her hair. Nny still weighs 5 lbs, but he has developed a taste for squirrels. (All of this is a result of living in a trailer house that is located in a swamp)
Of course with all romance stories, tragedy happens! So Nny gets depressed and shoots himself in the head with a .22 shotgun, and Devi eats herself to death.

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Ummm.. Not my best one, but at least something came out. If you didn't like then that's too bad. Grr.