It started with an authoress high up on sugar..... and she happened to have a keyboard in front of her. And as you all know, bad things happen when you put keyboards in front of authoresses that are high up on sugar. But that's only the beginning.....

BY SAKURA TAKANOUCHI

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I realize that this topic has been butchered/overused/mauled/ and all that stuff, but I'm doing one anyway, and I'm trying to add some famous S.T. (Sakura Takanouchi) humor in it to make it original! And then..... I'll warp the plot! Yay!

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Chappie-ter numero uno: It all started.....

Disclaimer: I wholeheartedly realize that I do not own Inuyasha, and there is a high chance that you do not either. I do, however, own all of the random original characters that may be appearing in this fic, and there is a high chance that you don't own them either! MUA-HA-Ha-HA! I have the power! *mentally* Who am I kidding? If only they.. *realize* WHY OH WHY DID I HAVE TO TYPE THAT!

It was a bright and sun-shiny morning in the Human World, and Kagome had just gotten off the phone. "Oh, sure, Sakura, I'd love to have a 'Glad you're back in the present' party. It sounds like so much fun!" Kagome sighed. She had to tell people that she was away in another time zone. Oh well. She could work this to her advantage, though. If she left to go back sooner, than she would have another party when she got back! Oh, the joys of manipulation.

***In feudal Japan***

"Oh, sure, like I can't handle Kagome being gone," Inuyasha glared as he sliced through several demons with his sword. "Hey, maybe we can get Kaede (who has super powers in this fic) to see what she's doing," Miroku suggested. "Like we have a chance in-" Inuyasha started, but was interrupted by a kitsune that had just burst into tears. "I..... *hiccup* .....miss *cry*..... KAGOME!!!" Shippo wailed. "Oh, calm down," Sango said reasonably. "I'm sure that Kaede can help us," ".....You sure?" Shippo asked. "Yeah!" Sango said. "Okay, now, be good, and maybe I'll give you a ride on my boomerang," Sango winked, and Shippo jumped up. "Yay!" He said.

***At Kaede's***

"Sure, I'll be able to see what Kagome is up to now," Kaede said as the four of them crowded into Kaede's hut. She then knelt beside a basin of water and started to chant. Soon, a picture of Kagome sitting on her bed was the image on the surface of the water. Then, it went to Kagome typing on a computer. "Hey, I wonder what that is-" Miroku leaned forward. "SHUT UP!" Kaede interrupted. "You think that since you're a monk you would've taken a vow of silence! I need to concentrate!," Kaede said, while concentrating. The surface of the water then showed a message on the computer. Kagome was IM-ing someone.

Kag005: Did Sakura invite you to her party?

Insane_Laughter 101: Yea, she did. Why?

Kag005: No reason, I was just wondering.

Insane_Laughter 101: 'kay.

Kag005: What time is it?

Insane_Laughter101: It's your party and ya don't even know when or where it is?

Kag005: Shut up

Insane_Laughter101: Okay, I'll tell you. It's at eight at Sakura's place. Be there or be square.

Kag005: Thanx. Bye!

Then Miroku got a bit..... thirsty and decided to drink the water that was in the basin. Upon his touch the image scattered and was lost. "You idiot!" Kaede yelled. "Whatever, I was thirsty," Miroku said calmly, while drinking water. "Hey, ya know what would be great?" Sango asked. "Kaede and a really big rope?" Miroku suggested. "No, not that. If we could go forward to Kagome's time and come to her party!" Sango was getting exited now. "Kaede, can you help us?" Inuyasha asked. "Not with his attitide," Kaede said, pointing to Miroku. "How about his?" Sango said, pointing to Shippo, who had one of those watery eyes/cute puffed up face looks. "Not with the face, not with the face....." Kaede started, but she had already fallen under the spell of Shippo's Insane Cuteness! (sic). "Oh, alright," Kaede said. "Maybe you can go back to Kagome's world through the bone eater's well. If that doesn't work, then pretend!" And with that, Kaede walked out of her hut for her afternoon jog. Something about the last part of that sentence did not sound right.

"Well, then, let's go to the Bone Eater's Well!" Inuyasha said, and they went out to the well.

***At the Well***

"Hmm..... so here it is," Inuyasha said, as they went up to the well. "Nothing special to me," he said, leaning to look into the well. Of course, he fell in, and was followed by Sango, who was followed by Miroku, who was followed by Shippo. They were on their way to the modern World!

***In the Modern World***

They appeared outside of the well, but it was in a new place. They were at the well behind Kagome's family's temple. Miroku got up first, and looked around. "Yep, we're in the future," Miroku said. "How can you tell?" Sango asked. "Cuz I have no Idea where we are!" He answered, which made everyone sweatdrop/facefault/anime fall. They decided to get out of the well, and have a look around the temple.

They got bored with that real soon, and they decided to look around to see what modern-day Japan looks like. Needless to say, they were wreaking havok like..... I dunno, every analogy I think of is stupid, so..... yeah. So they learned about cars, stop signs, angry policemen, ramen stands, and 'hip' clothing shops the hard way.

***At a 'hip' Clothing Shop***

Miroku was tired of people laughing at his attire. Yes, purple was his color, but they kept pointing and laughing at his robes. The same went for Inuyasha. So, they had a little 'chat' with an over-friendly fashion consultant that worked there and the four of them (Yes, Shippo and Sango too) walked out of the store with a cool attire and a cooler attitude. They also had to pawn a shard of the shikkon no tama to pay for all of that, but it was a small price to pay. If you were gonna crash someone's party, you'd better do it in style!

***In a telephone both***

"How the heck are we supposed to read this?" Inuyasha glared around as he flipped through the pages of the phone book. "We need to find this 'Sakura' and where she lives." Then, suddenly, the phone rang. Miroku picked it up cautiously, and held it up. "Wierd stuff," he he said, and then held it up against his ear. "Um..... moshi moshi?" he asked tentitively. He heard a monotonic voice coming from the phone. He listened, intrigued.

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline...... If you are obsessive- compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l- y press 0 0 0.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have a short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have a short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have a short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.

If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever."

Miroku took his ear away from the phone and gave it an odd stare. "Inuyasha," he said. "I think the phone's for you."

A/N

So, how was the chappie-ter? Also, I did not fully come up with the mental health hotline. It was a junk e-mail that my sister got, and read it to me. I also don't fully comprehend most of the diseases, because I am afraid of spiders, diseases, and words with more than three syllables.

Most of my chappie-ters will be shorter than those of my other fanfics. Well, read and review! May the force be with you!

Bubbles and Blossom and Buttercup,

Everyone's favorite centrally located friendly neighborhood rabid fangirl Sakura-chan! Or, EFCLFNRFSC! Or maybe just Sakura Takanouchi. =)