Ed's Story - As Written By Ed
by Ed
Really written by HyperInuyasha
onc upon a tiem ther was a cloun, butt he waznt a funny clown, but ann evil cloun. The evil cloun wannted two deestroi the world's hammburrglar factorie. That's why I, Ed, desided to go and snop him!
Be 4 i go to SAVE THE WORLD, the Cool-Di-Sak was invaded by salesmananders! They're salsmen, butt theyare also sallamandars! they wanted to sell everyjuan reel estate! so I grabbed Eddy, the no-nek chump, and through him at the salesmananderers, making everyonething explod. Then we all had a danse party. Yay! then I feed everyone 2 Chtulhu and he became my newest besst frend. But then, AHHHVOIVNEIbVY GHOST SALESMANANDERERERS! But Ctulhu eight them, so it all good.
Wit Cthulhu as my awsume steed, wii flu across the wurld to stopp evil clown. But cloun ate Cthulhu. And that was bad. Soo i fell and was leik AYHHHHHHIUBVINOWNCOB but I was caut by No-Nec Chump's Toast! Wait, I men ghost! So I harnessed his gost power and destroy clown. BUT WHAT'S THIS. CLOUN ALIVE. HE'S SECRETLY INVINSIABLE. VERY SECRETLY! Soo I ran away, and no-neck chump ghost was sad. Witch wasn't good. So I ate him so he woodn't bee sad.
There had 2 bee SUM WAY TO SNOP CLOWN AN SAVE HAMBURGLERS. So I asked GRAVY GOD FOR EXXXTREEEEEEME POWUR. Then I ate gravy god. POWER IS MINES. So I pchoooo'd bak to clown and destroid him, once and 4 alllll. Then sw33t danse party. Teh end.
Ed smiled dumbly to the rest of the class, who had mixed reactions: they were surprised that he could spell Cthulhu correctly, they were horrified that by Ed and Cthulhu's eating habits, and they were simply dumbstruck by the stupidity of it. Double D smiled.
"Ed, that was... a nice story but what does that have to do with THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION!" yelled Double D.
"Worst 3 minutes of my life." muttered Eddy.
"And you wanna marry that guy?" wondered Lee.
"He's such a good writer..." said May, not listening.
"Um... what?" was all Nazz could say.
"I... I think I lost brain cells..." said Kevin.
"...It actually reminds me of the old country, yes?" said Rolf.
Sarah and Jimmy were spared from the story since they were a grade lower than everyone else. Lucky.
As for Marie, she was lying down in a puddle of blood. The story was apparently that bad.
"Great story, huh guys?" said Ed.
The End
