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From the creators of one of the most beloved animated shows of all time, comes the sequel that took everything which made the original such an unforgettable classic, and said, "F##k it, let's modernize this bitch"!

The Legend Of Korra!

Welcome back to the now unrecognizable world of Nickelodeon's Avatar, which, in less than 80 years, has transformed from a mystical world of fantasy and wonder, into an Asian version of Detroit.

Meet the newest Avatar, a waterbender named Korra, because nobody gives a shit about earthbenders. She's strong, independent, rebellious, and can grind diamonds on her abs, because god forbid that a modern female protagonist should be anything else.

Watch as the entire world bends over backwards to kiss the ass of this unproven, untested Avatar, and witness a beautifully rendered example of pampered entitlement at work, as the most talented prodigy in the history of the Avatar mythos gets her butt battered, beaten, and bludgeoned on a multiseasonal basis, forcing everyone else to step in and save her ass, without ever asking themselves why this theoretical badass is so inferior to the prepubescent twelve year old from the last series.

Joining Korra on her quest to discover new ways of getting her ass kicked is a new Team Avatar, which has devolved from a well rounded team of unique and enjoyable characters, into a indiscernible mishmash of love interests, cliches, and closet gays, whose only purpose seems to be creating love triangles and bailing Korra out of crappy situations.

Enjoy the new and "improved" approach to the world of Avatar, as renowned children's channel Nickelodeon scraps their tried and true formula for fun, engaging entertainment; and focuses on providing commentary for social unrest, terrorism, gender identity, and sexual orientation; everything that an child could possible want in a Saturday morning cartoon.

So prepare for for a show that pays copious amounts of lip service to the original, while dumping copious amounts of shit all over it, and join a cast that is about as memorable as the cast from Doctor Who Season 11, and only marginally more likable.

Starring:

Muscled Mary-Sue- Korra

Sasuke Uchiha- Mako

Last Minute Lesbian - Asami

Baby Jar Jar Binks- Meelo

The Dark Asshole- Unalaq

Karl Marx- Zaheer

Madame Mussolini- Kuvira

"We defeated the Fire Lord and saved the world for this?"- Katara

And for your viewing pleasure…

Season 1- Enter Mary Sue

Season 2- Rise Of The Love Triangles

Season 3- The Red Menace

Season 4- Out Of The Closet


Avatar: The First Shitbender!

Now that the franchise has officially sold out to progressive Hollywood politics, what kind of Avatars can we expect in the future? Will we get a black, transgender Avatar? Maybe a gay, crippled, Muslim Avatar? Personally, I'm holding out for an obese, Hispanic, quadriplegic, Avatar… who is also a Druid… and a eunuch.