Harry Potter stared at the gargantuan shape in front of him. His jaw dropped open, and his eyes could not break the creature's one eyed stare. Slowly, his hand crept behind his cloak, grasping for his wand. His hand curled around its familiar shape, and he carefully slid it out. The creature eyed him confidently, as he whirled his arm around and shouted "PEN0R, ENLARGUS!". He watched, satisfied, as his pen0r began to turn from a scared lump into a large, fat Italian sausage. Still, he wanted more. "PEN0R, ENLARGUS!" was uttered again, and the sausage became a zucchini. Soon after, the zucchini became a long fire-hydrant. "PEN0R, ENLARGUS!!!" he screamed, spittle flying from his retarded lips. The hydrant grew into a majestic basilisk. The basilisk flopped to the floor, becoming to heavy for Harry's muscles to hold up. He frowned, and commanded it to stand. "Alloamora" he said, and it began to rise. Smiling, he got a kitten and made it into a furry piece of soap. Rubbing it on his hands, he began to massage the basilisk-sized pen0r. Well, that's what it looked like.
Suddenly (!!!1!!111!!!eleven) Ronald Weasley came (:D) running in. Harry spun around, still holding his pen0r, to tell Ron to bugger off. He never got the chance, as his pen0r slammed into Ron, killing him instantly and burying him in the wall. Harry began to cry, and turned the soap-kitten into a furry knife, and began slashing his wrists. However, it was a kitten, so it didn't do much. He gave up, and began cutting his wrists with the massive basilisk sized pen0r that hung from his waist. But it was a pen0r, so it didn't do much.
But then Spiderman came (:D) in, fighting with the Titanic, and began to shot web all over the damn place, Ramirez! Then Harry turned into an angry german kid, who then marveled at his massive pen0r. Then he made a thread about it, which was trolled by trolls and outwitted by Anonymous.
Teh edn.
