A/N: This is just a short something... If you want more, let me know. ;)
All mistakes are mine. I hope you like it. ENJOY! :)
The Swan in the closet
"Have you seen Emma?" Henry asked David who sat on the couch in the Charmings' apartment.
"I think she wanted to do some magi… I mean something with Regina." Charming replied and chuckled awkwardly.
The boy raised one of his eyebrows in a very Regina-like manner and asked. "You know you can tell me if they're having sex. I'm old enough. I know about these things."
Charming's eyes nearly popped out of his head at the response before Snow suddenly came around the corner, screaming. "FOR THE LOVE OF GREAT TITS, THEY'RE NOT GAY!"
"Well, I don't know about Regina but my mom's gay as a rainbow." Henry replied as he shrugged his shoulders.
This time, Snow looked quite shocked when she heard the boy's words. Charming just nodded lightly and gained himself a smack on the arm.
"OUR DAUGHTER IS NOT GAY! THIS IS DISASTROUS!" The woman with the pixie-haircut screamed.
"Um, what daughter?" Henry asked, looking quite confused.
"Don't listen to her. Her pregnancy hormones are driving her crazy." Charming said and rolled his eyes.
The boy spoke up as he made his way out of the apartment.
"Anyway, I think I'm going to look for my mother."
Once he was outside, he huffed out deeply, thinking that the people in Storybrooke were all freaking out of their minds.
On the way to the mansion, Henry met the weird pirate who often had to take care of him when Emma was having "something" with Regina. Henry was pretty sure that "something" stood for sex. One way or another, he was forced to speak to Hook.
The stinky pirate luckily spoke up first. "Hello mate. Looking for your mom?"
"Yeah." Henry replied in a bored manner.
"Need a hand?" Hook asked as he intently eyed the young boy.
…
After a few hours of discussing whether the term "need a hand" was appropriate for Hook or not, the two guys made their way to the mansion.
At the mansion
"That is quite a beautiful Swan, standing in your closet." Hook spoke up seductively as he stood in the mansion's kitchen, examining everything.
Before Regina could speak up, Snow suddenly popped out of nowhere and screamed.
"IT'S PORN!"
The brunette chuckled breathily and said with a husky voice, "Indeed, that is what we've just performed." Regina turned to the closet and continued, "Darling, you can come out of the closet now."
Emma opened the glass doors and hopped out of the closet, smiling sheepishly at her not-so-secret secret lover.
"WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?" Snow asked loudly.
"Um, we were having se… something." The blonde replied dumbly.
All of a sudden, the boy laughed breathily before he managed to speak up.
"I knew it! You were having sex with each other."
THE END … or would you want more?
