I have this friend, Peter, whose mom is what Americans would call "A total babe." I didn't realize how hot she was until some of the others were talking about her during lunch. I never really thought of Mrs. Kirkland was anything than the sweet woman who I've known all my life until that day. Peter was sick and that was probably a good thing. I ended up sitting with a couple kids that I didn't really know and ended up listening to their conversation while eating the pasta Feliciano made.
"You know who's a total MILF?" one asked his friends. I had no idea what MILF was so I listened closely in hopes of finding out
"Who?"
"Kirkland's mom," the one kid said to his friends. His friends nodded in agreement.
"She's got a nice pair on her," another kid said. I almost choked on my pasta because I knew what they meant by pair and turned red thinking of her breast that were really quite nice. The others didn't pay me any mind and continued to talk. My thoughts for the rest of the day were about Peter's mom and how she had it going on. I never realized how prefect she was but now I plan to treat her like the goddess she is. But first things first…what's a MILF?
I decided to ask Antonio and Ludwig, my brother's boyfriends, at dinner that night. While we waited for Romano and Feli to tell us dinner was ready I asked them.
Looking at them both sitting across from me on a leather coach," What's a MILF?"
Ludwig jumped up a little from my question before turning red in the face and was unable to make complete sentences. He also began to sweat a little. Loosening his shirt collar he coughed and finally said something that made sense," Did it just get hot in here?"
Antonio didn't have the same reaction. He just cocked his head to the side and looked at me in a confused way. I'm pretty sure he didn't know what it meant either. After a minute he took out his cell phone and texted something to someone.
Romano and Feli came to tell us that supper was finally ready when they took in Ludwig's face.
"Luddy, what's wrong?" Feli felt his boyfriend's forehead.
"Julius wanted to know something that made Ludwig blush," Antonio assured him.
"What?" Romano asked me. I was about to answer when Antonio answered for me," He wanted to know what a MILF is."
All hell broke loose. Romano started yelling at Ludwig and throwing things at him. Feli, also believing his boyfriend was the one I heard the word from, began to cry while holding me to his chest and asking why Luddy would want to taint his "innocent little brother." I felt bad for Ludwig, I really did but I didn't want my brothers mad at me so I didn't correct them on where I heard the word "MILF." Besides Ludwig should be used to this and all the times I found him doing weird things to my brother, I kind of felt he owed me.
Finally everything calmed down and we sat down to eat. Ludwig sported a black eye and wouldn't look at anything but his plate. Romano and Feli both gave him dirty looks well eating bits of their food. Antonio, for some reason, was smiling and cheerfully talking about his day. Half way through supper Antonio's phone went off and he'd picked it up and read a text. He blushed than looked up at Romano with what I know my brother calls, "his sexy grin."
"Lovi?" Romano looked at his boyfriend in question," You're a MILF."
