Greg: Aw fuck im horney as hell right now I guess its time to nut...

Rodrick: Yo

Greg: Frick off rodrick

Rodrick: I heard you needed porn

Greg: say no more rodrick

Rodrick: *brings child pornagraphy*

Greg: *nuts*

Rodrick: HAHA greg you nutted to child porn im finna call the FBI

Greg: Fuck...

And Greg was arrested for child pornography and became a registered sex affender