Disclaimer: I'm just a lowly fangirl of Bleach. I wish I could steal it from KT but I love him so much that I can't be evil today.

I was seeing a lot of Drabble-matic fanfics around so I tried it out and got this.

HAHA, just for fun... while my avid fans *shot* are waiting for the revised version of Room and it's sequel, "Rain".


To Hardly Smack

Rukia and Ichigo were celebrating a slow Valentine's Day together. Rukia had cooked a stupid dinner and they ate behind the door by candlelight.

"My darling," Ichigo said, stroking Rukia's hands, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Rukia. "It is but a witty token of my smooth love."

Rukia opened the box. Inside was a warm chocolate! She gazed at it sweetly. Then she gazed at Ichigo sweetly. "It's cold," Rukia said. "Come here and let me smack you."

Just then, a soft crone sprang out of hiding and cackled as hard as the rock that falls from the mountains. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an ardent voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Ichigo read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other slowly as the crone cackled some more. Rukia's eyebrow began to tremble. Then Ichigo shrugged, pulled out an ice cream, and hit the crone on her face. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Rukia said and kissed Ichigo swiftly. "This is a pale Valentine's Day!"

They roughly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they smacked each other all night long.