Author's notes: Alright just like the summary says, I 'am going to post up random stories that come to my mind, it could range from humor to tragedy, short to small, or one to many characters, pretty much you're getting a mix bag.

Please don't expected to updated frequently, I have a lot of other fan fic that need to get done or I have ideas for not going to be able to think new ones on a regular basis's, sorry.

Also don't be afraid to point out the mistakes that I have in my stories with my stories. I want to get better and not be stuck at the same leave forever,


Alright with that out of the way, the first story I 'am starting off with a humor story, called the "Horrors Of The Movies" It takes place shortly after Lloyd becomes an adult. It's about Lloyd watching the house, while the others go off to fight. While Lloyd sits at home, he soon realizes that he anything he want to in his new body. With new found freedom he gets three random R rated movies and watches them.

"Aw, come on! You're just going to leave me he here, while you guys go off to fight?!" The green ninja asked his red clad companion.

"Sorry kid, but someone got to hold down the fort, while we're out"

"ARGH!" He grunted, before he sat in a chair and muttered "It's not fair, you guys get to have all the fun!"

"Sorry"

The green clad ninja then watched his fellow ninja, friends, and family leave. Once they were gone, he crossed his arms against his chest and slouched. "It's not fair!" He thought. "What I 'am supposed to do, now? I 'am an adult now! I guess I could watch the moves that I have-" He paused before he said "Hey, wait a minute, I 'am adult and I 'am home alone! So I could go and watch movies that I couldn't before! YEAYHOOO!" He then got his allowance and went out for to the movie store and picked up three R rated movies that was on clearance for fifty cents each. He couldn't believe his luck, when found them.

One of them was an action, crime movie, about a guy fleeing from the law and hides out in the woods. It didn't looked too bad. Another was a romance film. Even though he was not one for romance, he wanted to see what's so the difference between adult one and child one. The last one was an unusual one. It look like a poorly made horror movie. Though he knew it looked poorly made, he figured it couldn't be that bad?

He then went home and popped in the first movie. As he watched it he thought that it was okay, not good, but not bad either; it was just decent. It was gory, but he saw gorier scenes from desiccation class, when he was in Darkley's boarding school. The second one was okay at first, but stopped it when he saw a naked girl, which made his face glow bright red. After that, he went on to the third movie.

A few minutes after he watched it, the others came back. "YAY!"

"HAHA!"

"OH MAN! That was so awesome!"

"We kicked some serious ass!"

They soon discovered their friend hiding in the corner with widen eyes and constantly shaking. "What's wrong, kid?" asked a black clad ninja.

"M-m-movie! Horror movie!"

Everyone soon gained confused glances, until another ninja, a blue clad ninja looked over and saw the third movie's case laying on the arm of the chair. "You mean this thing?"

"AHHH! That's it! Don't make me watch it again, please I'll do anything you want, just please don't!"

Soon all four of his fellow ninja looked at the cover and the blue ninja said "You scared of this thing? Ha, It looks like a fifth grader's school project!"

"Well, it is a R logo on it"

"Really? Wow, you're right; I'll might have to check it out it looks interesting"

"I'll think join you"

"Hey Lloyd you mind if we borrow this?"

"No; In fact, you guys can keep it!"

"Seriously? Wow! Sweet, thanks Lloyd! Okay boys, it looks like its movie night!"

"YAY!" The other shouted. Later that night, the four ninja watched the movie, in the dark no less and each gotten traumatized and had nightmares for a few days. Lloyd then promise himself that he was never going watch R rated movies ever again.


Author's note: Okay, this is a short, another humors tell of Kai being forced to do the laundry. It is called "Laundry Day"


"Geez, how it that I have to the one who has to do the laundry?" Kai asked himself, as put different colorful fabrics from baskets into several washers. He paused for a moment and looked up to see a few other Ninjagoians putting their laundry into washers and dryers. "Argh! I don't see why the others get to go Maga Monster Amusement Park, while I 'am stuck here doing laundry!" Just then, a young women with black hair, tied in a ponytail and a bag, walked up close to him and stared to put her clothes in. This kind of made his mind focus on the young women's beauty more than the laundry he was doing. He stood there, with a silly looking smile, until the young woman finished and went off to somewhere.

After that, he soon snapped out of and put all of his attention back on to the laundry. When he finished, he went back to very some ticked off friends and with a red smooch mark on his cheek. "KAI!" All of them angrily shouted, when they gotten their laundry back. Upon hearing this the fire ninja ran as fast as he could with the other ninja hot on his tail.