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"Hay, Annabug. What you doing today going out with your 'boyfriend.'" Lucy said. "Yes, he's actually picking me up." I replied, trying not to get angry. "Really, because I think freckle Freddy is checking you out, maybe you can break up with your imaginary boyfriend and get with someone more for you." Cara said pointingly. "Me and my boyfriend, have been through literal hell and maybe you should stick you nose out off other people's business, piss off Cara no one likes you or your little posy, you little βρώμικο ναρκισσιστιή βλάκας." Realising only half way through my insult that it was in Greek.

"What did you say to my girlfriend." Kyle said, Cara's half witted boyfriend. "Well," I said. "I called her a filthy narcissistic idiot, is that OK with you, oh year I also said it in Greek." I wish I had a camera, there faces would have looked beautiful on my wall but...

Cara walked up to me, probably expecting me to take a step back or something, because her face went from a frown into a scowl. She took her arm back and slapped me right across the face. Then Adam, Lucy's boyfriend came up behind me and pulled my hair back and when I was distracted by that, Lucy punched me in the belly.

"Annabeth." I heard a familiar voice say.

"Hi do you know where Annabeth is, I was supposed to pick her up five minutes ago." Percy said. "No sorry mate, but I think she was over there when I last saw her." Oh the seaweed brain. "Wait are you trying to hide something from me, because your big, but I caught bigger." Lucy was practically fainting she had a dreamy look in her eye. "Yes Percy I'm hear, I'm just talking with my friends." I said sarcastically, for once in his life he caught on to my sarcasm. "Annie is that a slap mark on your face?" He asked calmly. "Yes, kelp head it is." I said, Lucy looked a little nervous. "And who did it, wise girl?" He said wrapping his arms around me and placing a light kiss on my cheek. "Seaweed brain, I'm not that bitch or sadistic, I leave that to those girls over there." I said pointing at Lucy and Cara. "Well that's to bad, I'm sure we would have made great friends, if you didn't accuse my girlfriend of lying, or actually harm her, oh well. And boys find you selfs better company please." I mentally face palmed at Percy's rashness. "No mate, I love my girlfriend she is perfect but you need to she is a nerd and you really don't want to be around her, I know a girl who would want to get with you you could get together."

"Well did you fall into hell for your girlfriend, did you not forget your girlfriends name when everything else was gone, you don't really know what love is, believe me I'm glad she is clever, she has saved my love over and over with her cleverness, let's just say you are an inexperienced as a μικρό κομμάτι της ανεκπαίδευτους σκατά.

And with that he said. "You don't even know what love is."

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