a/n hello. I deleted my other big bang story, so i decided id replace it with this. Plot: leonard, howard and raj get a chance to see the world in sheldons eyes. Will they appreciate him more? Or think he's even more obnoxious than he lets on? I do not need disclaimer as i own the big bang.
chuck lorre: think again.
Me: but you own two and a half men!
Bill prady: i own Dharma and Greg.
Me: exactly! I own this story.
Bill and Chuck: for today and today only you own big bang.
Me: hell yeah! Citzens of earth, bow down to the awsomeness
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leonard's pov
"Sheldon! Tangerine chicken's here" Sheldon didnt reply straight away.
"Soy sauce?" he said. Appearing in the doorway. Sometimes it struck me how pale and sickly he looked.
"Of course you have soy sauce!" it was monday, wasnt it?
"Oh! Well i dont want soy sauce" he said. I gritted my teeth.
"Sheldon, its monday. Roomate agreement states every monday tangerine chicken with soy sauce is your dish. Sit down and eat" Howard shook his head "maybe we should visit homebase and see if we can get nectar points for him" he whispered. "No one would pay for him" raj replied.
"Just because your whispering doesnt mean i cant hear you" came Sheldons voice from the kitchen.
"Damn his vulcan hearing" Raj said loudly.
"Oh, if only" was sheldon's reply. He came up to me and glared. "Your in my spot"
"Your refusing to eat the soy sauce. Your not following room agreement, so neither will i"
"Fine" he said with a smug look. He put the tangerine chicken down and stood back. He rose two fingers to each of his temples and squinted in concentration.
"Sheldon you cant blow up my mind!" He gave me a defeated-but-still-fighting look "Drat!"
Raj and Howard were bouncing with laughter.
"Did you know?" he started "That at work today, i created a machine that will alternate the user into a dimension in which the 2nd (a/n yes, im lazy) user can look into the others mind. Originally i was going to use it on Howard to see why he bothered doing the job he does, but now i think i'll use it on you Leonard. So you can see whats going on up here" he tapped his forehead. I looked at Howard.
"Sheldon, if you created a machine like that you'd be famous! You might actually have a nobel prize in the bag" he was looking around the room wildly.
"He would exceed everything you've ever done, thats for sure" said penny. Her voice drawing out in it's accent, her blonde hair lashing behind her... STOP IT LEONARD! SHE'S GOT A DATE TONIGHT!
"I wont dignify that with a response"
"What response can you dignify it with?" she asked, confused "The most you've done is gone to space and knacked up a space toilet"
Howard-completely stumped-glared.
"Fine" i said in a rush "lay it on me"
He then did something really weird. He smiled.
"Oh leonard" he sighed "now you'll see what a big mistake you've just made"
