"Hellow, my name's Harry Potter" Harry Potter said to the new Defense against the Dark Arts Teacher.

"And I'm Ron" said Ron Weasly, Harry's best freind. It was at this point that a death eater Avada Kedevera'ed the new Professor, proving the curs once and for all. On the bright side, Harry and Ron got a free period.

Their next class was Potions, taught by Snape, the Potions Master. If you don't belive me, check the next line.

"I am Snape, the potions master" said Snape, the potions master (told ya so!!!) in an attempt to assert his authority. It didn't work.

"I know, lets go bother Snape!" said Harry in a distinctly sinister voice.

"Righto!" answered Ron, in a didtinctly less sinister voice. Being particuarly good at bothering Snape, they knew just what to do. They got up and started whacking Snape while repetedly shouting 'Bother'. Snape eventually stopped moving. They left at this point.

"That was fun!" said Ron.

"I like the part where he stops moving" mused Harry. After this, they were bored untill Ron said...

"Lets do it again!!" said Ron. They proceded to bother Snape again, which caused him to get rather pissed.

"Avada Kedevra" shoute Snape. Then, green stuff shot out of Snape's wand and hit the troublesome pair. For no apperent reason, they shouted 'OOOOHH', shoock violently, and colapsed.It was then taht Dunbledore walked in, looking more than a little tipsy.

"Hellow Severous" said Dumbledore in a tipsy voice.

"Please, headmaster, I can explain..." Snape began.

"It looks like young Harry and Ron are taking an afternoon nap. Lets see what they've got in their pockets" said Dumbledore. It was at that Snape sulked away, leaving his stoned superior to rummage through the pockets of the dead boys.

"Alas, 9 sickles, and a dungbomb!This is my lucky day!" Shouted Dumbledore triumphantly. He continued," Now where did Snape go? More importantly, where the hell am I?" It was at this point the headmaster threw off his clothes, shouted 'Nakey time!', and started dancing to strange, omnipresent carnival music.

The End